Millsy a bully do leave off!. im old skool i.. m 4737 Carlin to his Pongo banks. but i fucking love the bones of the man.

The man is a high sensei 5th dan shaolin monk of prog. the maharishi of Flying rhino. The Shining path quarter master of platipius. The Badder meinhoff Henchman of red parrot.

We all love prog . and we saw that it was good. until that sweet bitch diggers gave us our marching orders.

does anyone remember that time when i was in recovery, living in north chingford and jo took me to ibiza and i mentioned it on the bedrock forum and diggers offered to put me up for a nigh and lay on some tickets for some closing night he was doing. i bottled out because i knew i would act the cunt on the kib and ended up in a saga hotel playing ken bruce popmaster with a load of pensioners with gout drinking cruzcampo. ffs

    how do i like posts this poor old man is confused.

    EraserOfLove does anyone remember that time when i was in recovery, living in north chingford and jo took me to ibiza and i mentioned it on the bedrock forum and diggers offered to put me up for a nigh and lay on some tickets for some closing night he was doing. i bottled out because i knew i would act the cunt on the kib and ended up in a saga hotel playing ken bruce popmaster with a load of pensioners with gout drinking cruzcampo. ffs

    Remember this well. No shame on your end. Happens to the best of us

      It’s the King of Leigh on Sea!!! What a great christmas surprise - we await mindbending prose and tales of yore!!!!

        baggers44

        Fuck me bandy! baggers! how could i forget brother!.

        in the words of frankie beverley from Maze. ‘we are one’

          cheers zack. what a fool. i knew i’d fuck it to the 7th rung of hell if i went. jo would have been with me and her thousand yard stare would have been on me in perpetuity. i’d have let the side down . couldn’t do it front of diggers. anyway live and learn mate, ;-)

          ‘..In deep space abandoned..any crew..Negative!’

          ’Event Horizon ’sample..

          ‘For every grain of sand on our entire planet, there are a million stars out there in space. A million stars just like our sun for every grain of sand. Where there are stars, there may be planets. And where there are planets, there may be life’.

          It was my office xmas party last night

          I can honestly say i’d rather be paralysed with GHB mainlined into my gooch laying on an offcut of MFI underlay in the basement of john wayne gacey’s Ranch, while he’s on the mooch for hairless puckered arseholes to violate, than go to another .

          I’d rather be Hugh Grants walnut turned fleurs-de-lys strap-on plunging helplessley into some sundry Bronx prostitutes dirtbox like a f ucked chernobyl graphite rod , than ever go to another office xmas party. I’ve had more fun whacking me meatus between two B&Q sanding blocks.

          Problem is , i only meet the people i work with a couple of times a year and then we are thrust into a room every december and told to socialise to a soundtrack of Greg lake and Jona louie while being plied with booze. It’s like some crazed GDR social experiment at the Trabant works factory.

          My hangover was so evil I threw up in morning for the first time since Terry mcCann had furry dice in his Mk2 capri. I had the shakes like Nicholas cage in ‘leaving las Vagas’. I was shuffling about the house like a short eye nonce on E wing with the tea urn.

          I hurled back up two milk thistle tablets and My berroca drink. i’ll probably still be processing the toxins for 3 months. My only task today was to take in the 11am shop from ocado. The thought of dealing with this seems gargantuan.

          ’er indoors is most impressed. Called me a ‘peg toothed cunt ’ before she left for venice.

          True Romance.

          Think i’ll give it a miss next year.

            Dan
            of course Flatres #crabclaws and fat black nurses.

              Can someone help me outwith sending private messages to forum members. a proper abc guide on how to do it.

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