I often wonder to myself why everyone absolutely fucking detests Hugo, and its moments like these that bring absolute clarity of thought to the matter.
I’m quite pleased I didn’t use the word ‘cunt’ there too.
Amps & Zdog's Viva La Revolution thread
He’s the driving force behind an early contender for Thread of the Year Grant!
An absolute banger !
I like the length of detail and analysis Hugo adds to our threads. Makes up for the lack of it in other threads (am looking at you @Smallman1 in your restaurant reviews!)
Succinct and bang on are my restaurant reviews!
-si- Did Anne birth the cheesecake from her vagina? If not, then nobody is taking this seriously.
If Anne had a yeast infection then maybe the cheese for the cheesecake could have come from her ‘Cottage Cheese Vaginal Discharge’:
https://www.ckbhospital.com/blogs/cottage-cheese-vaginal-discharge/
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mono-stereo Hugo and Amps each have half a square cheese cake. Hugo suggests that Amps shares his cake with his sister Anne, Anne’s mother’s husband and his husbands cat.
Anne cuts each slice to have the same amount of cake, using the perimeter of the cake. (It’s essentially the same as dividing a circular cake into five slices). Since the perimeter of the cake is 20 units (as marked by Hugo’s brother, Alan), then each of the five slices must have 4 units of edge. So, we choose a point on the perimeter and then mark all the other points four units along before shoving it up Alan’s ringer.
As an aside, that would be an incredibly daft method - If at the end you’d have tried to slice from the marked points on the perimeter to the centre of the cake, or the centre to the marked points on the perimeter, you wouldn’t end up with 5 equal slices (as unlike a circular cake you’ve got irregular corners to contend with). And figuring out to what points in the middle of the cake to cut each slice to would be even more of a pain in the arse than Alan would have experienced in your story!
Anne the daft sod needed to have only measured the base of the cake, divided by 5, and sliced vertically.
FFS. He’s doubling down then as per normal. Four more years at least of this dog shit.
Golf course, casino and Trump hotel incoming for Greenland the lucky bastards.
Amps he won’t like it, it’s pitch black all day and snows all the time. Mind you…
There are some shit drivers there, what a pile up!
Think the woman on the balcony caused it Rich.
What do you make of these “climate crisis deniers” Amps?
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Has Trump stopped the war in Ukraine yet? Remember when he said that? That was mad wasn’t it? He said he could do it before he even entered office. I trust him. All this talk of the Gulf of America and invading Greenland, thats just a distraction, right? Guys? Hes not playing us again is he guys? That old rascal.
The West Country I presume?
The inbred accents give it away.
This is what a good hard kick right in the face was invented for
alistair manager is a twat there, offering to go get meat for the customer. The place is private property so he should be kicking them out for disrupting the store. If I went in there and started harassing people by not letting them do their shopping, guaranteed I would be kicked out, but for some reason they think the whiny pathetic protesters have some right here. Hope something did barge through them as the customers were asking them politely to move
Is there anything worse than a preaching vegan?
The answer is of course yes, it’s Amps and his climate change gibberish.
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8pgp0e1g6o
Trump orders plan for release of JFK and MLK assassination files
Trump promised to declassify all of the files in his first term, but held back on his promise after CIA and FBI officials persuaded him to keep some files secret.
I’ll fuckin bet they ‘persuaded’ him 
I love the idea that anyone involved with the assassination of their own president keeps detailed incriminating notes of their actions. Trump has ordered the opening of an essentially empty cupboard.
What about his mate Uncle Jeffery?
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