alistair
Here’s the lay of the land, Alistair.
If I was ever unfortunate enough to be in the same room as you on one of your much publicised, non eventful, cringey social gatherings, I would be well within my rights to end your night fast and send you to the emergency room for having a dig at me about a murdered friend, you absolute fucking weasel.
Take your shit banter and your shit name somewhere else.