Millsy A ‘friend of the board and secret admirer of chocolate box good looks’ sent it to me anonymously. But never mind all that. EXPLAIN.

Reckon it’s Mike Miller!

    I don’t do kiss and tell Edward.
    Now….explain yourself.

    For all of my female friends who have got married I’ve been a naked butler (not properly naked of course)

    I get smuggled into wherever they’re having the hen do, pop on an apron with nothing on beneath it, serve a few glasses of champagne and then leave.

    For this particular hen do, they were doing some nude drawing and had hired a guy to draw naked, when they came in to start, instead of him there was me in the outfit that Millsy posted.

    I then left and the original guy they hired came in and they proceeded as per the original plan.

    There you go!

    Sounds perfectly normal and above board. Lol

    Amazing work here from all.

    A nude Butler? LOL
    Behind all the bravado, he’s fucking skint!

      I get smuggled into wherever they’re having the hen do, pop on an apron with nothing on beneath it, serve a few glasses of champagne and then leave.

      You absolute wrong-cock.

      seanc80 A nude Butler? LOL
      Behind all the bravado, he’s fucking skint!

      Do it for gratis, it’s for my best female friends, have it done it 6 or 7 times now, have a right laugh doing it.

          My aunt’s dear friend of more than 50 years is having her 70th birthday party next week. I might cover myself in deepheat and eat a bowl of dog shite at their afternoon tea gathering whilst they pelt me with bricks. For the laugh.

          seanc80 Your best female friends?
          What a johnagod

          I have male and female friends Sean, hope you can get your head around that!

              So the ‘joke’ is basically they think they’ve ordered a buff male stripper and they instead get the Wealsden Raider in a thong? Wow.

              Millsy When/how did this tradition start?

              Started years ago, someone came up with the idea, I thought it would be a laugh to do and it stuck, I absolutely love doing it!

                  Smallman1

                  I am finding a lot of difficulty in getting my head around any of this. You are absolutely correct, Ed.

                      seanc80 I am finding a lot of difficulty in getting my head around any of this. You are absolutely correct, Ed.

                      Lol, fair enough!

                        How do you get smuggled in? Is it like Oceans Eleven?