Dating apps and war stories
wrongun I think as you get older it just becomes way more difficult to find someone because you have so many boxes to tick and because people become more entrenched in their ways…. you work out why relationships went wrong and get even more specific about what you want. I’m fine with it though - going to be a fun summer 
Bring back contact mags imo. ‘Seeking chat, fun and MAYBE MORE’
Profile of week and month this….
Don’t forget to charge your phone, Jules
Some absolute fruitcakes on those sites, a breeding ground for bunny boilers.
Along_the_Wire haha mate sent me that one
Went on a date last night … walked in, and she was a lockdown fatty… as if that wasn’t enough she told me she doesn’t wear masks (she loves it that no one sits near her on transport) and won’t take the vaccine (she doesn’t need one she says - never catches any viruses)… that’s the third date in five that has been anti or sceptical vax - all 3 E Europeans in their 30s… stay safe out there brothers
Jules72 walked in, and she was a lockdown fatty
Time to walk out, pal. My face would paint an obvious picture.
Along_the_Wire I’m too polite - got to grow some balls clearly
She sounds fucking radio, Jules.
Did you administer a portion?
I’ve got dorises all over me on the ole dating apps but Smallman1 is saying no for now.
Got too much on and i’ll only end up breaking more hearts.
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So noble of you Ed, almost selfish to deprive them of your gentle touch though.
A double edged sword really.
All of my exes say the same thing, “he blew my mind and broke my heart but Christ I’ll never forget him, I’ll never meet anyone like him ever again.”
The words ‘je ne sais quoi’ spring to mind.
bloody Italians
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All my exes say the same thing; “Who?”