I’ve got dorises all over me on the ole dating apps but Smallman1 is saying no for now.

Got too much on and i’ll only end up breaking more hearts.

So noble of you Ed, almost selfish to deprive them of your gentle touch though.

A double edged sword really.

All of my exes say the same thing, “he blew my mind and broke my heart but Christ I’ll never forget him, I’ll never meet anyone like him ever again.”

The words ‘je ne sais quoi’ spring to mind.

All my exes say the same thing; “Who?”

IH let’s out a sob whenever she drives past a promo poster for Toys R Us

seanc80 no , said good night to her at the end and went our separate ways…. no violence… truth is there’s a good 10% of the population that are the same.

@Smallman1 get over that broken heart and get yourself sorted Ed before the Tooting triple Indian variant lockdown means you’re back on pornhub….

      Jules72 get yourself sorted Ed before the Tooting triple Indian variant lockdown means you’re back on pornhub….

      I’m off on me holibobs on Saturday Jules!

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          Smallman1 I’m off on me holibobs on Saturday Jules!

          Ed parachutes in to the Algarve…

            Jules72 Time to start asking up front about their mask/vaccine philosophy. Also, see if you can get a FaceTime convo before you meet up, so you know what you’re walking into for real. If they refuse, then you’ve dodged a bullet.

                Kells77 yeah you’re right Kells… usually I’m pretty good at sniffing out the mental ones but not this time!

                  Jules72 Ed where you going in the Algarve?

                  Not going to the Algarve Jules.

                    yeah let’s debate that … all night long… and then maybe back to mine to talk about vaccine efficacy… 🤦