My opening line’s going to be ’You’ve got one shot at this, don’t waste it.'

Bumble was started by a lass who used to be on the Tinder board of directors but got forced out by the blokes. Trufax.

‘Bumble’ sounds like the ideal app for Ed.

I’m going to start my own dating app.

What’s it going to be called I hear you say?

4 ledges only.

Jules72 Found the quality of women on Plenty of Fish dire… probably a UK thing.

HOW DARE YOU?!

    Grindr didn’t know what hit it.

    Smallman1 sorry buddy. You’ll never be able to watch an episode of Juliette Bravo again!

      Get yourself on fabswingers if u want a laugh.Fuckin hilarious it is.

      a month later

      Some highlights from the last month on the dating apps…..

      • LT42 replied to this.

        Seeks knight in shining armour means her ex is a fucking nutter.

        Likes eating out ….fat cunt

        Sophie is only couple of miles away from me. Result

        ‘ Sophie also likes to be called Nigel ’