I’m going to start my own dating app.

What’s it going to be called I hear you say?

4 ledges only.

Jules72 Found the quality of women on Plenty of Fish dire… probably a UK thing.

HOW DARE YOU?!

Grindr didn’t know what hit it.

Smallman1 sorry buddy. You’ll never be able to watch an episode of Juliette Bravo again!

Get yourself on fabswingers if u want a laugh.Fuckin hilarious it is.

a month later

Some highlights from the last month on the dating apps…..

  • LT42 replied to this.

    Seeks knight in shining armour means her ex is a fucking nutter.

    Likes eating out ….fat cunt

    Sophie is only couple of miles away from me. Result

    ‘ Sophie also likes to be called Nigel ’

    Why the fuck wouldn’t anyone want to stay single - no hassle from anyone and a healthy bank account, what’s not to like?

      I’m going to show Lou your message and say “See! I told you!”, Nick