Jules72 I’ve got a really interesting one next weekend but I’m assuming nothing

How did it go Jules?

      Amps she was short and stumpy… and too mumsy … back to the drawing board 🤦‍♂️

          “I can be socially awkward sometimes”
          2 blue wikis deep and its tops off…wooohooo

          Mad_Cyril 19 days ago,

          Still holding tight for feedback!!

          Sacked it off MC.

          And remarkably she’s still chasing, knows ledges like me come round once in a lifetime.

            Jules72 she could keep wicket in the back garden which is always an advantage - and that’s not an elaborate euphemism

              8 days later

              Smallman1 Smalls is just jealous because the guy in that vid is literally at the coalface.

                  I was at the coalface and absolutely ledging it on Saturday.

                  You could literally feel the whole electronic music scene breathe a huge sigh of relief as I bowled through the door for Dixon.

                  He gave me a nod too, a nod that said “it’s great to have you back chief.”

                  Ed leading a 45 minute zoom call discussing how the beanbag chairs should be organized in the office hangout area.

                  Her watching: Eeeeee he’s so good at it!

                    “Lads, quick huddle? Need to discuss the ole coffee sitch.”

                    Smallman1 Not sure it is chief.

                    Can see having a bird smarter than you might be intimidating, even a little scary.

                      I’m an intoxicating mix of looks, wit, bants and charm MC.

                      Literally irresistible!

                      Ed, is it the looks of the girlfriend or the approval of his use of the stream-shovel that you take umbrage with?

                      If a lass turned up and saw how I dev’d the biz, she’d be astonished at the complexity of bringing on global brands.

                      No one said it was going to be easy.

                      Only two points about her…..I expected more.

                      Nice hypotenuse on it to be fair

                      I’d shag her, yes, theorem.

                      Ban request please mods.

                      9 days later

                      Don’t think she’ll find Hugo very sexy…..

                        I’m all of those, so job done. Just need to let the wife know.

                        Jules72 I am actually all of those things (though the mask is only grudgingly when essential).

                        Unluckily for her though I’m not a fan of middle-aged women with bums on their chin.

                          6 days later

                          Big knob or big wallet not required .. just a pack of Jaffa cakes… wonder if she’d like some dark chocolate digestives 😮

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