Smallman1 Not sure it is chief.

Can see having a bird smarter than you might be intimidating, even a little scary.

    I’m an intoxicating mix of looks, wit, bants and charm MC.

    Literally irresistible!

    Ed, is it the looks of the girlfriend or the approval of his use of the stream-shovel that you take umbrage with?

    If a lass turned up and saw how I dev’d the biz, she’d be astonished at the complexity of bringing on global brands.

    No one said it was going to be easy.

    Only two points about her…..I expected more.

    Nice hypotenuse on it to be fair

    I’d shag her, yes, theorem.

    Ban request please mods.

    9 days later

    Don’t think she’ll find Hugo very sexy…..

      I’m all of those, so job done. Just need to let the wife know.

      Jules72 I am actually all of those things (though the mask is only grudgingly when essential).

      Unluckily for her though I’m not a fan of middle-aged women with bums on their chin.

        6 days later

        Big knob or big wallet not required .. just a pack of Jaffa cakes… wonder if she’d like some dark chocolate digestives 😮

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