You lads need to make your minds up, i was Dermo last week.

PS it is reeks.

The two finest minds of the community have come to the same conclusion, must be correct.

LOL!

Bigfella wraps around poor Edward like a warm cloak of piss when he’s in bother. Bless

Special relationships like theirs are once in a lifetime, Sean.

It’s the year 2087, message boards no longer exist. Now we inhabit virtual board rooms where clubbers share their night outs via various flow charts and holographic images. Members now represented by various avatars dressed in luminous bodysuits walking around swapping music implants. Sitting on a chez lounge today is someone wearing the “Smallman” avatar, a g-string ensemble favoured by some of the more risqué members, a nod to a message board legend of yore. Also available is the “Flares” avatar. It resembles a turd but is in fact an all brown get up that comes free when you download the app. Today though this avatar is actually Flares. Now in his late 90s and kept alive with wires and cables, he’s boring the shite out of all the teenagers about “back in the day’”. Nobody pays any attention. He is considered a bug in the system that everyone walks around and avoids.

Lol. Imagine actually doing this. Are you absolutely sure your “best friends” aren’t a bit embarrassed by this bizzare procedure?

You do have to marvel at the level of narcissism.

You just know from his commentary that Ed’s delusion extends so far, he believes that women are so completely at ease and comfortable around him that they (and him) revel in their respect of each other and flitter around eachothers ‘friend’ boundaries like a dog around a garden perimeter. He is also so worldly and knowledgeable about the fairer sex that he believes they think he is ‘different from most men’.
When, in actual fact, the reality is that he would throw it into every single one of them if they gave him so much as a whiff of opportunity.

  • Heno replied to this.

    seanc80 “ we are just really good friends “ meanwhile he wants to bury them

      Smallman1 looks like hes about to be the muse in the middle of a bukake circle. Which probably explains the smile.

      Are you wearing ‘the pouch’ in that clip Smallsy?

      That Kitchen sink considerably smaller than we were led to believe 😂

      Hen dos, stag dos, nightclubs, festivals, boat parties, no one kitchen sinks it up quite like me!

      Hhaha Smalls you’re a ledge in my book.

        rhouses Hhaha Smalls you’re a ledge in my book.

        Much obliged Rhouses!

          Keep expecting Captain Harris and lieutenant Procter from Police Academy to pop up in that gif.

          Apart from spotting some dick wearing a satchel in a nightclub it looks pretty much like a lot of sweaty semi naked middle aged men looking ridiculous. The women around them have never been safer I imagine.

          Who do i complain to about the blatant homophobia in this thread please?

            From a boat party at Love International in Tisno.

            We all aboard The Argonaughty and The Black (Blessed) Madonna and Beautiful Swimmers were playing, both tops and roof came off.

            Magic!

            There’s a strong smell of amyl nitrate fo sho.

            We are so backward in Ireland that we keep our tshirts on at gigs these days.

            Kudos to Smallman for owning that shit and not backing down 👍🏼 😂

            Those boat parties are absolutely fucking legendary