Millsy I have been posting almost every day, just not as much.

Most of what needs to be said has been said: Smallman’s an idiot, and ‘Shut up, Rhouses’.

    Not sure if this is a life hack but if you like your Coke Zero ice cold, simply take out of the fridge, pop in the freezer for 15 minutes and voila, you’ve got yourself an absolute winner!

      I wonder how long into your relationship it took your Julie to work out that she was now a carer and she was under a duty to put any sharp objects out of your reach.

      She can’t believe she’s bagged one of the all time greats!

      More likely to be something else beginning with g.

      Smallman1 Not sure if this is a life hack but if you like your Coke Zero ice cold, simply take out of the fridge, pop in the freezer for 15 minutes and voila, you’ve got yourself an absolute winner!

      LOL, I am sure everybody on the board has already done this countless times with beers, you wanker.

        Using a freezer to chill things isn’t a fucking life hack

        Still, on a related note, put your Walkers Cheese n Onion in the fridge for a taste experience unheard of since GU 007.

        Life hack: run the water for a while before filling your glass; it gets cooler as it runs.

        Life changing tips here. Thanks all, will cycle into my daily routine and report back.

        Set an alarm clock to get you up on time in the morning.

        Surprised Smalls hadn’t suggested side hustles, given his You Tube finance channel under the ‘Angelo Colombo’ pseudonym.

        Top tip: put the oven on for 10 minutes before you put your food in for optimum cooking conditions.

        Top tip: Boil any water in a kettle to make it suitably hot for coffee or tea.

        Stop! Having to go to the thermal baths in Buxton and scooping up hot water any time you want a hot drinks.