You need some lacing strategy related japery Dave.

That’s where the gold is

The sans cheese approach to life has always been fascinating.

Cankles will be back, he can’t resist!

Apart from Sasha, who else in the A list DJ roster has told you to fuck off?

    Smallman, you better start participating in this fucking thread since you asked me to set it up.

    Hey Ed,
    How many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion?

    Ed, Would you rather be born with an elephant trunk or a giraffe neck?

    mono-stereo Apart from Sasha, who else in the A list DJ roster has told you to fuck off?

    No one from memory but the last time Pete Tong spoke to Snr he called him a cunt.

    Which was nice.

      RichM Favourite restaurant in London?

      The ones I go to most are Dawat in Tooting and Best Mangal in West Ken.

      Favourite is either A.Wong of Trullo.

        Being called a cunt is a Smallman family tradition stemming back to the 1800’s.

        Got called a cunt by a complete stranger on my run round Tooting Bec common this morning as it happens.

          Can you imagine the impression you must have on strangers though? It must be like the impact of a breeze block compared to those who have happened upon you previously. There is a sort of subconscious clenching of the mind that i go through when i see your name attached to a post, which acts almost like shock absorber. I would compare it to when someone clutches to make a fist , before an injection.

          Be mindful that strangers are not extended this luxury.

            Smallman1 LOL, this is magnificent.

            I have never been called a cunt in my entire life, unbidden, by some total stranger. Only when I have done something that warranted it.