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Infinite sperm. You sit on the toilet to jerk off, but you start to play uncontrollably. After ten shocks, you worry. Your hand is sticky and sent the sperm. You desperately put your bite into a wad of toilet paper, but that only blesses the balls. The sperm accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop coming. The bottom of your bathroom is covered with a thin layer of baby liquid. They try to play in the shower drain, but it accumulates too quickly. You try the toilet. The sperm is too thick to wash off. They lock the bathroom door to prevent the sperm from escaping. The air becomes hot and humid due to the sperm. The sperm accelerates. You slip and fall into your own sperm. The sperm is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still erect bite. Spread out on your back, you start to get all over the blanket. Drops of sticky white liquid start to drop like raindrops and give you a facial with your own sperm. The sperm accelerates. You struggle to stand upright while the power of the seed pushes you back as if you were on a bukkake slip-and-slide topic. The sperm is still on his knees, still on his knees. Open the bathroom door to avoid drowning. The flood of human juice is reminiscent of the great molasses flood of 1919, only with sperm instead of molasses. The sperm accelerates. It’s been 2 hours. Your children and your wife scream in fear as their bodies are surrounded by snow-white mud. Her youngest child sinks, with slimy blisters and muffled screams that come from the goose bumps. You are begging God to end your suffering. The sperm accelerates. You squeeze your bite to stop the sperm, but it comes out of your asshole instead. Price let go. The power of the seed tears your urethra, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spits out sperm. Your body picks up speed by sliding backwards along the seed. You smash the wall, you run to the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view, you can see that your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the police. The sperm accelerates. As you continue to drive up, you’ll see some police cars heading towards your house. The cops take out their guns and aim, but tons of sperm hit them in the eyes and blind them. The sperm accelerates. You are now at 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters surround you. Hundreds of bullets go through your body at the same time, but you remain conscientious. Your testicles have now become a replacement brain. The sperm accelerates. It’s been two days. Now that your body is destroyed, the sperm begins to spray in all directions. They break through the sound barrier. The government uses fighter jets to hunt you down, but your seed’s impact sends an affected plane to the ground. The government decides to let you go. You feel your gonads start to burn when you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You barely miss the ISS and give it a new coat of white when you hover over it. Physicists have a hard time calculating your irregular trajectory. The sperm accelerates. The sperm begins to move towards itself and forms a comet trail of sperm. Astronomers are starting to call you the “Cummet”. They are stuck in space forever, without bodies and senses, forced to endure an eternity of ejaculations.
Finally stop thinking …
