Imagine if the doors to the courtroom swung open and CANKLES burst in singing this and swinging the hammer:
[To Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems]
Now, who’s hot, who’s not, who’s rockin’ them jeggings?
You see the cankles pop, but they still flex, no question.
Ian from Scotland, always got his game on lock,
Swingin’ hammers, yeah, he’s ready, never gonna stop.
From the hug booth to the city, he’s keepin’ it gritty,
In old Gazelles, man, he’s reppin’ fashion that’s shitty.
Diddy on the stand, now we got some tension,
But Ian’s got the hammer, y’all, better pay attention.
