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benson

Along_the_Wire where are you staying Grant. Have to say Antigua was by far the worst Carribean holiday I have had in the last 5 years, mainly because my absolute twats of a family ruined it.

Along_the_Wire

benson Nonsuch Bay in the South East - pretty remote resort. Will probably stay put unless the food and booze are shite

When there in summer 21 when the Caribbean was just opening up - Vin gave me a ton of tips and had an absolutely brilliant time. This one is definitely gonna be more chilled - not for me as I’m not remotely stressed, but the missus has had OFSTED and all sorts going on

vinnyt77

Along_the_Wire Escape at Nonsuch Bay?

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Flying economy long haul for the first time in ages - booked it late and it’s Easter holidays. I’m actually just not that bothered and I’ve realised I’m more excited about just going on holiday.

Along_the_Wire

vinnyt77 Yup, sorry! Any nearby recommendations, Vin?! Have you been?

vinnyt77

Along_the_Wire Yeah, we stayed there last January. Owned by the same folks that run Cocobay. Lovely little resort. Will be perfect for Lady Granto, as it’s properly quiet and chilled. You might be a little stir-crazy though…

English Harbour’s not a million miles away for a day out/boozy lunch etc etc. Also still easy to get up to Shirley Heights on Sunday… Half Moon Bay’s not far either. Beautiful crescent shaped beach with a couple of decent beach bars on it.

Food and booze offering at Escape was good, without being outstanding.

Along_the_Wire

vinnyt77 Thanks mate! Did English Harbour before, but might go again as it was dead due to covid stuff. Will check Half Moon Bay for sure. What was the wine like at Escape?

vinnyt77

Along_the_Wire Adequate. Think they had a choice of 2-3 whites, a rosé and a few reds - all South American.

hugopal

Along_the_Wire What was the wine like at Escape?

Jesus titty fucking christ Grant.

Along_the_Wire

hugopal I’m literally staggered that you find that question an issue.

hugopal

Along_the_Wire you’re obsessed

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hugopal I’m going on holiday and often the wine can be a load of crap at all-inclusive resorts, especially in the Caribbean. Obsessed, Jesus wept.

hugopal

Along_the_Wire nothing ruins a Caribbean holiday like not great wine

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hugopal Nothing ruins a message board like you, you boring fucking cunt.

benson

hugopal fucking too right Hugo. Off to St Lucia in 2 weeks and I’ll be going for the paid for wine in the all inclusive. Not pissing around with cheap shit. Oh and flying business obvs.

Right back to Diddy. This is not looking good for him.

Smallman1

Worry ye self not about the ole vino Grant, the red stripe is meant to be bang on.

zackster

Along_the_Wire he hasn’t fled, he’s free to go wherever he chooses - he’s not under arrest.

Thats for clearing that up, Hugo

-si-

Just reading on Reuters that Chinese police have raided a Beijing apartment block. Police have taken away a laptop, rolodex of massage parlour business cards, 3 plant pots and a collection of terrible shell suits as part of their investigation into the P Diddy underage sex scandal.

bosstrabs

Shocking banter Si, but I’ll give you an encouraging upvote as it’s good to see you posting.

Along_the_Wire

benson You wouldn’t be flying business during Easter holidays, Bens - I don’t reckon even you’d be paying the extra £10k for two upgrades from economy.

Don’t mind crappy house rosé, but with you on the red

zackster

benson Right back to Diddy. This is not looking good for him

Grant is flying down to console him.

bosstrabs

benson fucking too right Hugo. Off to St Lucia in 2 weeks and I’ll be going for the paid for wine in the all inclusive. Not pissing around with cheap shit. Oh and flying business obvs.

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