Let’s say you had carte blanche to arrange a night or festival. You can have as many stages/areas as you like, but only 24 hours for all your acts to perform. Who would you book and how long would they play? Let’s see your setlist times!

I’m really curious to see how much overlap (or not!) there is.

Main Stage:
Job Jobse, 23 Hours
Happy Mondays during his lunch break

Merch:
Dave

Hot Dog Stand:
John ‘Best yet’ Digweed

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    I thought about it, but he just transcends time and space so not sure he’d be a guaranteed booking?

    No doubt, if he did, would be well worth rubbing the rocket over

      Mad_Cyril There are no limitations….you can book whoever you want and they will magically be available for the exact time and date you need them lol

          Kells77

          In that case I’ll move Ed Smallman to Portaloo waste extraction, get Diggers on the Hot Dog Stand.

          It’s about time the Hot Dog game was taken to new heights.

          Sorry Ed, that’s business transformation, is a fickle game

              Different floors of one building Paxahau style

              Ambient:

              • James Bernard Live
              • Fluxion Live
              • Deepchord Live
              • Voices From The Lake or just Dozzy Live
              • John Beltran Live
              • Matthew Hawtin - At least a 6 hour closing set

              House:

              • Tom Middleton
              • PLO Man
              • Omar S
              • Daniel Bell
              • DVS1 - House Set
              • Josh Wink

              Techno:

              • Skudge Live
              • Function Live
              • Speedy J
              • Stef Mendesidis
              • Rob Hood
              • DVS1 - Techno Set
              • Ben Klock
              • Jeff Mills

              Best party ever.

                Mad_Cyril It’s about time the Hot Dog game was taken to new heights.

                If anyone can do it, Digweed can! Have him talk to some of the Mexican folks here in So Cal. They make a mean bacon dog. 🤤

                  i’m too lazy to put any thought into this, so i’ll just go with 24 hours of danny howells.

                  Never understood the Howells love. Seen him twice at Arc, too. Not knocking him; there is clearly something there, but it’s always gone over my head.

                    The Rhouses Festival would be sick (in a good way). Would work out 2 for 1 deal with Job and Helena, because I make the rules. Headliners on top.

                    Room 1 (Bangers)
                    Sasha and Digweed
                    Josh Wink
                    Michael Mayer
                    Patrice Baumel
                    Jimmy Van M

                    Room 2 (Feel Good Vibes)
                    Job Jobse B2B Gerd Jansen
                    H-Foundation
                    Danny Howells B2B Lee Burridge
                    Terry Francis B2B Eddie Richards
                    Desyn Masiello

                    Room 3 (Weird and Wonky)
                    Sven Vaath
                    Dixon B2B Kristian Beyer
                    Job Jobse
                    Sascha Funke
                    Craig Richards
                    Helena Hauff

                    Room 4 (Honeys AKA Beauty and the Beat)
                    Ellen Alien
                    Magda
                    Charlotte De Witte
                    Helena Hauff
                    Chloe Harris

                    Room 5 (Live Set)
                    The Field
                    Jon Hopkins
                    BICEP
                    Frank Wiedermann
                    Paul Kalkbrenner

                    Room 5 (Disco Ball)
                    Jungle
                    Maribou State
                    Crazy Penis
                    Romare
                    Roosevelt
                    The Magician
                    Franc Moody

                      A distinct lack of POWER PROG in Zackster’s line up.

                      Rhouses has already given this some thought lol.

                      lol. Good half hour and some edits too.

                      I reckon rhouses is pitching for a new festival to rival sunburn in India.

                        Was tempted to set up a djark disco room, but the Rhouses Festival isn’t about bandwagons. It’s about the timeless legends.

                          Dubman lol. With enough money that would be easy… the guy running Sunburn is an egotistical maniac with absolutely no clue. I used to run their social media pages in the ‘good old days’ for a couple of years, until they told me to also man the owner’s twitter handle, so I could help him become a celebrity in the scene. Fuck off.