Ref Sasha. I wouldn’t mind him doing some sort of redux Refracted live affair. That would be super duper.

Along_the_Wire Yeah here too. It’ll be messy by 5pm, the roller rink will be a death zone and guaranteed punch ups during the KLF set. Amps not factoring in security costs here either. Room for improvement. 5/10

Maybe an alternative selection of discounted pale ales could rescue this shambles?

Sean would go absolutely windmilling postal if you spilt any Nelson on his silver space trabbs.

You pull Sean up on his choice of beer / national cuisine and my god do you know about it.

You would have thought he would be of a sunnier disposition given his outlandish sartorial choices and belly full of haute cuisine.

LT42 Hugo will be gritting his teeth at all these well known selections

you mean “tired and dated” selections.

Amps I haven’t heard Q-Burns in quite some time. Good call!

I would definitely attend your festival. I’m assuming GL and VIP for fellow JC members?

  • Amps replied to this.

    To be held in a majestic lakeland/woodland area on a pristine late summer’s day, with heavily discounted German beer readily available throughout the site and a friendly crowd.

    Slow Burn Stage (4 hour sets)

    • Lena Willikens
    • Red Axes
    • DJ Sprinkles

    Deep Dish Loading Bay:

    • Omar S
    • Bicep
    • DJ Tennis
    • Craig Richards
    • Haai b2b Manfredas

    Progressive Justice Tent

    • Garnier
    • Sasha & Digweed
    • Cattaneo b2b Warren
    • James Holden

    VIP Cocktail Lounge

    • Prosumer
    • DJ Harvey
    • Gerd Janson
    • MCDE
    • Nick Hoeppner

    Main Stage (live)

    • Justice
    • Jon Hopkins
    • Bicep
    • John Talabot

    Justice aside, that’s a strong line up Turts.

    I’d have my top off quick sharp.

    Slow burn and main stage for the majority Turts

    The French electro doesn’t fit that well with the rest of the vibe, but wanted to close it with a high energy set.

    Kells77 Ah! Apologies, I was looking for the colloquial ‘guesty’! But yeah, we’re all in, front and centre!

    Initially slightly worried Turts might’ve been Flares, but that’s a solid list of artists without coming across as a complete cunt who almost made it, but ultimately failed.

    Turds is defo not Flares on the basis he seems reasonable and sound.

    Admittedly that’s after one post but I’ll back myself on that.