With Southgate setting out his team like this England will go as far as a fiver in Waitrose.
He somehow managed to make La Liga’s top midfield scorer, the Bundesliga top scorer and the Premier League player of the season look like they been sedated with a blow dart, it’s actually a talent in itself to make a billion pounds worth of talent look so spectacularly awful, you actually couldn’t do it if you tried.
And let’s not forget our 500 million pound midfield were given the runaround by a 32 year old who actually died in the last tournament.
Incredible stuff really.