Wayne lineker tea leafed his gear and franky jabbed him outside ocean beach, there’s a video doing the rounds, apparently…
Franky Wah Theft in Ibiza
-si- did see that video of Wayne Lineker getting knocked out, earlier. Lucky for all concerned that his head didn’t bounce off the concrete!
Thought Wayne went down like a sack of spuds!
Disgraceful behavior hitting a senior citizen.
Must be an absolute cash machine that place.
Dread to think what would happen if that lappy fell into the wrong hands.
Would be like the plot of one of them Mission Impossible films or something.
They’d see me go from liaising with multi-nationals to ledging the bants on here and think ‘what a guy.’
And they’d be right too.
Smallman1 They’d see me go from liaising with multi-nationals to ledging the bants on here and think ‘what a guy.’
And they’d be right too.
“This is laptop, right? Why does the screen extend a meter up on a telescopic pole?”
’Let’s have a look at his Spotify and see what his music taste is like?'
’Fuck me, it’s bang on.'
ScottBailey I’ll never hear the end of this. 
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List of what went missing in the second image ( @mono-stereo links seem broken but i’m linking this)
SM001 absolute lol on the 9.40 from Victoria
‘Sennaiser headphones ’
8 days later
Millsy Would be like the plot of one of them Mission Impossible films or something.
Or ever dance music video made from about 1995-2005 and it being a constant chase scene.