I’m off the next day. Expecting big things.

Millsy I’m expecting to rock up and Ed has the entire bar area enthralled in his tales from the coalface, treacles literally dripping over the floor etc.

You rang?!

    I’m hoping CANKS shows up as a surprise guest.

    Would be dece. Would he bring his imaginary hammer?

    Huge baggy trousers, terrible white nikes and a stainless steel tag watch on his wrist. The bar doors are kicked open, a battle cry of “cank touch this!” fills the air, before ed’s skull is caved in with a brand new Stanley hammer.

    Derm then circles the table to check what everyone is drinking. He sees Millsy’s shandy and loses it.

    Peter Sutcliffe mask is pulled back down over his face and he charges out of the doors looking for a taxi to the emporium chip shop and the cunt who outed him as iain from the highlands!

    Millsy nice one - I’ll head to the Tap for 5:15. I’ll be taking a jacket out for the first time in ⅘ months

    • Dan replied to this.

        Dan LOL, no, it’ll be a lightweight autumn/winter North Face jacket

          Nudie jeans? Check.

          Paul Smith Jumper? Check.

          Banging Nike Air Pegaus? Check.

          Bants from another planet? Standard.

          OLB will be coming in hot around the 6.30pm mark!

          Leaving Chelsea in about 30 mins. See you there.

          I’ll be looking for the awkward group of early retireees

          Coming from our nation’s great financial centre, so dressed like a cunt accordingly.

            I’m here - outside isn’t busy - I’m at the back of it, there’s a bit of a wind break, so more pleasant