Would be dece. Would he bring his imaginary hammer?
Mo Drinkies - 12th September
Huge baggy trousers, terrible white nikes and a stainless steel tag watch on his wrist. The bar doors are kicked open, a battle cry of “cank touch this!” fills the air, before ed’s skull is caved in with a brand new Stanley hammer.
Derm then circles the table to check what everyone is drinking. He sees Millsy’s shandy and loses it.
Peter Sutcliffe mask is pulled back down over his face and he charges out of the doors looking for a taxi to the emporium chip shop and the cunt who outed him as iain from the highlands!
I’ve got a meeting in Waterloo at 4, so am around from about 5:15 if anyone’s early?
Along_the_Wire I might be matey. Ps. How fucking cold is it? Shivering my Jacobs off.
Millsy nice one - I’ll head to the Tap for 5:15. I’ll be taking a jacket out for the first time in ⅘ months
Millsy Ps. How fucking cold is it? Shivering my Jacobs off.
Wait till Granto gets his winer fuel allowance cut off
Old-Dutch LOL you cunt.
Along_the_Wire I’ll probably get there around 5:30
Along_the_Wire Is it like Flare’s one? If so cap doffed.
Dan LOL, no, it’ll be a lightweight autumn/winter North Face jacket
Nudie jeans? Check.
Paul Smith Jumper? Check.
Banging Nike Air Pegaus? Check.
Bants from another planet? Standard.
OLB will be coming in hot around the 6.30pm mark!
Leaving Chelsea in about 30 mins. See you there.
I’ll be looking for the awkward group of early retireees
Coming from our nation’s great financial centre, so dressed like a cunt accordingly.
I’m here - outside isn’t busy - I’m at the back of it, there’s a bit of a wind break, so more pleasant
Along_the_Wire see you in two. I’m sat at the front.
Leaving the City in a few. Look out for a hairy old gammon / 90s relic
Should be with you for 7 lads.
Been biz’ing the tranz all day.
Just arrived . Where are you all ? Don’t see any JC banner