Huge baggy trousers, terrible white nikes and a stainless steel tag watch on his wrist. The bar doors are kicked open, a battle cry of “cank touch this!” fills the air, before ed’s skull is caved in with a brand new Stanley hammer.
Derm then circles the table to check what everyone is drinking. He sees Millsy’s shandy and loses it.
Peter Sutcliffe mask is pulled back down over his face and he charges out of the doors looking for a taxi to the emporium chip shop and the cunt who outed him as iain from the highlands!
