Somewhat out of season, but maybe I’ll do another at the end of the year.

You know the score, add your own rather than slate mine. (how fuckin unlikely is this?)

In no particular order:

Mysti C

Foxy Di

Ashlynne Dae (I’ve spared you all Mrs. Mario and replaced her with Ashlynne)

Angela White

Old favourite Lauren Laverne

    Amps they look ropey as fuck Amps.

    Though being in Liverpool I suppose they must seem like beauty queens in comparison.

    Amps Also, what would George Monbiot and your other “anti-misogyny” idols at the Guardian make of such objectification of women as you’ve displayed here?

    • C_J replied to this.

      Amps

      “The concept that ‘demand’ has to ‘drive’ the price of nudes sold by big-breastfed OnlyFans models, is pure evil capitalism when they could sell their wears at a reasonable price”.

      Amps I work with a girl who looks just like Lauren Laverne, she is quite tidy to be fair

      Where’s Sheridan Smith?

      • Amps replied to this.

        Echo You’re such a bunch of cry arses I couldn’t be bothered posting her.

        I’ll note no other fucker has bothered to post a single pic yet.

          Foxy Di is a decent choice.

          A friend told me

          hugopal

          OnlyFans, like much of our modern world, is a symptom of a decaying society that has turned even the most intimate aspects of humanity into commodities. This platform, celebrated by some as a tool for empowerment, is in reality just another cog in the relentless machinery of patriarchal capitalism. The bodies of women, already objectified in every corner of our culture, are now auctioned off in a marketplace driven by the unchecked appetites of male desire.

          Here, the fiction of “choice” is peddled as freedom. But it is not empowerment when the economic precarity of women forces them into the digital brothels of a parasitic system. This is not liberation; it is exploitation draped in a veneer of autonomy. OnlyFans does not challenge patriarchy—it reinforces it, perpetuating the age-old dynamic of men consuming women’s bodies as products. We must ask ourselves, what kind of society commodifies its most vulnerable members to feed the insatiable hunger of capitalist profit?

          OnlyFans is the logical conclusion of a system that has turned human lives, relationships, and bodies into commodities to be bought and sold. This is not progress. It is the deepening of our collective alienation, the reduction of human beings to mere content for consumption. In this world, even our most private selves are up for sale. And that, perhaps, is the most tragic aspect of all.

          (George Monbiot according to ChatGPT….. he has a point to be fair. )

            Can we get back to gees and boobies now?

            C_J
            Send monbiot over to Benidorm, will really fuck him up!

            Grim

            • Amps replied to this.

              Mad_Cyril Send monbiot over to Benidorm

              Bizarrely, a holiday I would go on. And I’m really not a fan of beach holidays.

              What appeals then? Cheap drinks and large breasted sixty somethings?

              • Amps replied to this.

                C_J George Monbiot according to ChatGPT

                That seems a spookily believable approximation of what one might imagine he would say.

                Any chance of a follow-up question specifically asking for what Monbiot would say directly to one of his left-wing disciples, eg Amps, if they shared such OnlyFans images? The more disapproving in tone the better, like a father chastising a wayward son.

                C_J I reckon he’s a decent pint. Posh bloke, privately educated, spotted it’s all bollocks and a massive detriment to the country, probably an interesting chat. Cold booze and milf action would just be a bonus. And besides, if you’re there for a week, Dénia is just up the road, we could get the boat over to Ibiza for a night. Me and George on the strip, meet the old work crew, happy days!

                Fucking hell, amps. A varied selection there. Not even sure using the phrase from the sublime to the ridiculous applies, as i would have to label one of them sublime. Are we only picking porn stars here or what? Who qualifies as a valid selection?

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