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Hello lads.. what a to do.. 9 months cancer treatment on the old boat race and i end up looking like the Village idiot in ‘Ryans Daughter’. I seem to remember my old tag line on Diggers Bedrock forum 10 years ago was ‘ Lets all get on it and kill ourselves’.. Now it’s ‘use factor 50 on yer mush’.

I used to look like Gary webster in ‘Minder’, now with the op’s it’s Grouty from ‘porridge’ . Still. i got the all clear last month as long as i stay out of the sun like John wayne gacey in his basement on the mooch for puckered arseholes to violate.

At least i still have the Prog.. and the memories.. like tears in rain.

Hope you are all well lads.

    Always a pleasure to read your posts, hope things are well. Get some Perfecto Fluoro on and reminisce!

    Oh blimey.. i’ve got that Aztec man perfecto fluro tattoo on my left tit. It looked good when i was 28.. now at 56 it looks distended and mutated like a deformed rufus hound. I still have my prefecto silver flying jacket that i wore at the first creamfields.. size medium. it fits like an iron maiden now im 16 and a half stone.
    how do i post an image?

      Good to see you back.

      EraserOfLove how do i post an image?

      Just copy the image’s url in to the reply section and it should show automatically (format as eg .jpg .png at the end). If it’s on your computer then upload it to somewhere like https://freeimage.host/ then paste the uploaded image url here.

          EraserOfLove

          you wanted to post this:

          EraserOfLove Tattoo above. Looks awful on my diana doors flabby tit.

          I’d have thought it would be quite a surprising looking tat to see on anyone

          Did you have the hole for the record needle spindle where your nipple was?!

                Dubman

                Cheers mate. I can tell you all the shit i’ve moaned about in perpetuity in my life became meaningless, like jolly green giant sweetcorn in shit. QPR, my first 3 wives , owen jones, craft ale, and people parking 2 inches over my drive became nothingness.

                But Prog lives on in my bone marrow.

                  hugopal

                  yep the center point of the ‘P’' is on my nipple. i had it done in ’97 when when i was as fit as alan wells with a kinder egg of sulphate dissolving up his arse. . i always loved the image. soon as i saw it, i had to have it done.

                  looks shit now though.

                  • C_J replied to this.

                      does dutch, steely , millsy and big fella still post on here?.. who was that top fella that loved crab claws and was shagging a big black nurse?

                        hugopal

                        cheers hugo.. my tech knoweledge is pathetic. i still use a sceintology e meter to buy my daily train tickets to aldgate east .

                          EraserOfLove does dutch, steely , millsy and big fella still post on here?.

                          Check the ‘Mo Drinkies’ thread - this place may be a bit quiet this eve as a few of “the lads” have met for drinks in London.

                          Millsy and Dutch still regularly post on here. Big Fella nope (but @Smallman1 is still in contact with him I believe). Not sure who steely is referring to? If you just mean Dan, then yes.

                            cheers hugo.. im a bit out of practice ..will do.. steely dan was the bloke i was talking about. lovely bloke. it was dermo i was thinking of.. ed small si rememnber well.. boss trabbs, Grant, were some off the top of my head.. man i forgot so many.. the bloody synapse has taken a battering the last 9 months with the chemo..

                              Great to hear from you Glenn - delighted you’ve got the all clear mate. Hope you’re faring well.

                              Still down in Leigh on Sea mate?

                                EraserOfLove . Still. i got the all clear last month

                                AKA winning 💪

                                Get on the factor 70 mate. I’ve got skin like corned beef and it’s a revelation!

                                    Old-Dutch

                                    yes mate!. im 5 minutes from old leigh been here for about 7 years after moving from north chingford.. still with jo.. we are getting married next june. poor cow. god bless her. i’ve had a near brush with death but the prog pulled me through!

                                      Dan

                                      oih my gawd.. how could i forget you dan!.. great to hear from you my prog brother..

                                        Talking of near death experiances..

                                        I remember there was a programme on radio one years ago about life changing records.. they interviewed this bloke about this track. ..

                                        he was in a coma following a bad car accident… he’s mates were playing tapes to him while he was in that coma…

                                        when he woke he said that he had to live, to stay alive because of this record . While he slept in an induced coma he said he had to wake up and survive for this track . the breakdown at 4mins 50n seconds gave him the will to live..

                                        ''i’ve got to stay alive" for this.

                                        No bongos. No pinky and perky. No tucker and tate. No epping forest country club piss.

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                                        • Dan replied to this.

                                          The only thing that kept me alive in hospital was Jo going on about sweet meat canapes for our wedding while i lay in a chemical induced stupor with a carcinogenic medicine ball groiter growing out of my face. god i love her.

                                            EraserOfLove The only thing that kept me alive in hospital was Jo going on about sweet meat canapes for our wedding while i lay in a chemical induced stupor with a carcinogenic medicine ball groiter growing out of my face. god i love her.

                                            Lol!

                                            Glad to hear you’re on the mend ETC!

                                                Mad_Cyril
                                                cyrill!.. yep i slap on the Fluorouracil every day.. i look like Karl Maldons nose at the moment but getting better. ;-)

                                                • Dan replied to this.

                                                    EraserOfLove My mates booked Billy Nasty at Colchester Uni years ago and he grabbed the bull by the horns and started with that beast.

                                                        gcw

                                                        i’ve got a great post about my feelings on stephen fry and rufus hound but it’s early days on my return to the prog fold. i better not upset people!

                                                          EraserOfLove i had it done in ’97 when when i was as fit as alan wells with a kinder egg of sulphate dissolving up his arse

                                                          My dad was best mates with Allan Wells at school.

                                                          Hope you’re on the mend mate. Sounds like you’ve had a pretty tough time of it.

                                                              C_J

                                                              i love allan wells.. what a sprinter.. a machine.. the scots back then were magic. Cameron sharpe and drew mcmaster 10 second sprinters in the early 80’s!

                                                              yOur dad sounds like a great bloke.. thanks mate. glad to still be here..

                                                                Smallman1 oh my good gawd smalls…

                                                                i love that tune more than the deserts love the rain!

                                                                thank you mate.. means a lot…

                                                                    Lads.. the payback at 8 minutes .. . the prog spice melange must flow..

                                                                    Prog in perpetuity..

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