Got the chigwell mother in law over tomorrow. What a mouldering cunt. i’m flatter than karen carpenter doing the limbo at the thought of her over tomorrow. 9am as well. ffs . Shes bringing over Her spoilt to the high teeth grandson who hasn’t got the stones to come out as gay, even thought it’s clear he is. she fawns over him like john lennon and the maharishi yogi.
he’s got about as much gravitas and presence as Laura Ingalls running down the hill in her cotton floral dress in the opening credits of ‘little house on the prairie’. toss bag.
the fucker had a £7000 hair transplant funded by mother in law because ‘he needs it for his confidence’ hes 27 and now has a hairline like General Urko from ‘Planet of the apes’ .ponce.