https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-it-possible-to-give-yourself-oral-sex/93616/36
You need to do a little better, Morty. I’ve not clicked the link, but have a gay mate with an enormous cock who definitely can. There must be others available.
Along_the_Wire I’ve not clicked the link
You’re missing out. It’s all about the responses in that thread dating back to 2001.
I’m not sure I’m prepared for the future ‘suggestions’ I’ll get from t’interweb if I click that link
Ed is only one here who can achieve this 🦒
Not a criticism more of an observation.
Morty bringing negative bants to the board as standard.
bosstrabs Bosstrabs annoyed and lashing out ’cause he lacks the ability to self suck.
Negabantz
Prob his micro penis and arthritis
All we need is Hugo to weigh in now.
Prick n Morty.
bosstrabs 🤣
What a terrible thread is.
Noted for the end of year awards.
Smallman1 not happy that it’s revealed you can nosh yourself off based on your giraffe neck?
