Haha.
All the airbnb places I found, need 4 bedrooms, so limits it, were either 12 bed country manors or Bond style villas, and £3k for 2 nights.
Found something nice in the end that fits the bill, but it is a 10 mile cab ride away. And that is 10 miles in the middle of nowhere.
I’m hoping to be a bit twisted by the time it ends, so 10 miles will seem more like 50. 😃