For all the stick zack likes to give about people supposedly being “Elon stans” he isn’t half obsessed with the bloke.

Elon properly lives rent-free in zack’s head.

Lol at the Mills jibes! Touché!

zackster Mills is the setting where passengers set fire to themselves.

Far different from zackster mode where everyone goes 140 for 4 hour, arrives home safely, and all agree they had a great time.

A lol for Zackster!

Alright, the guy is kinda a genius for this move. Happy now Hugo? I said it.

    zackster what do you make of it being generally considered that he’s the father of Amber Heard’s kid?

      zackster yes, they froze embryos while together, and then coincidentally Heard happened to have her kid via surrogate (the same as Grimes’ second kid with Musk).

      Depp also thought Musk was paying for Heard’s legal fees.

      Though it was also rumoured that after Heard and Musk broke up that Musk had wanted the embryos destroyed (if true then either he failed and/or had done so to reduce child support liabilities).

      https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/amber-heard-was-locked-legal-22439259
      https://www.thethings.com/elon-musk-amber-heard-frozen-embryos-court-case-oonagh/

      A spokesman for TMZ says “It was the beginning of the end for Heard when she finally broke down Elon’s security protection software and undid his flies, only to find a 5” Swiss Army Knife instead of a penis. Elon claims it was due to a forfit he lost when playing cards with Steve Balmer and Judd Apetow. He claims after a while he got used to it and that he used it more often than he normally would if he owned a regular Swiss Army knife."

      What a complete oddball.

      zackster albeit your “cuck” ’Alpha" delineation applied to Johnny and Elon is likely a bit more complex than that.

      Again, I want to be clear; this was a gen funny move by Elon.

      4 days later

      Must have been busy getting his hair bolted on for the day

      Yes, it is. Elon has revolutionized the work day by making Tesla employees piss and shit in front of everyone else. This way people only use the bathroom when they really have to go. Productivity is through the roof!