Elon Musk
For all the stick zack likes to give about people supposedly being “Elon stans” he isn’t half obsessed with the bloke.
Elon properly lives rent-free in zack’s head.
Lol at the Mills jibes! Touché!
Alright, the guy is kinda a genius for this move. Happy now Hugo? I said it.
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zackster yes, they froze embryos while together, and then coincidentally Heard happened to have her kid via surrogate (the same as Grimes’ second kid with Musk).
Depp also thought Musk was paying for Heard’s legal fees.
Though it was also rumoured that after Heard and Musk broke up that Musk had wanted the embryos destroyed (if true then either he failed and/or had done so to reduce child support liabilities).
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/amber-heard-was-locked-legal-22439259
https://www.thethings.com/elon-musk-amber-heard-frozen-embryos-court-case-oonagh/
LOL! Alpha!
A spokesman for TMZ says “It was the beginning of the end for Heard when she finally broke down Elon’s security protection software and undid his flies, only to find a 5” Swiss Army Knife instead of a penis. Elon claims it was due to a forfit he lost when playing cards with Steve Balmer and Judd Apetow. He claims after a while he got used to it and that he used it more often than he normally would if he owned a regular Swiss Army knife."
What a complete oddball.
Again, I want to be clear; this was a gen funny move by Elon.
Must have been busy getting his hair bolted on for the day
Lol, defo a syrup!
Is that someone at a urinal in the background?
Yes, it is. Elon has revolutionized the work day by making Tesla employees piss and shit in front of everyone else. This way people only use the bathroom when they really have to go. Productivity is through the roof!