After a hard day’s woodworking I love a half pint of shandy and a crispy pork knuckle too, dave!
Elon Musk
Basically, I walk into a German boozer looking (right down to the Peter Schmeichel head) like a leisurewear-clad Teutonic of the late 1980s in an aqua tracky with purple and white Nike trabs, tuck into a Pork Knuckle or a plate of Nurnburgers with sauerkraut and mash, then stand in the smoking area having a bants with whoever else is there and, indeed, occasionally dispatching drinks I don’t want into the plant pot. All this is true.
However, what I will not have, Si, is the accusation that I would ever order a half or a shandy.
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MC your posts genuinely read like you have brain bantzer.
Dave seems to be focusing heavily on the presumption that I deem the planning element of that meet up as the worst part.
It was all fucking embarrassingly stupid Dave. That is merely one element. But well done.
Dave high-fiving MC there as well after their little collaboration.
Gold lol.
Cankles-McJeggings
As much as a cry for help as you’re “I’ve got friends” post
MC you ruin threads because you are painfully unfunny and thick. You also make the process of going for a pint feel like my family are being raped and killed in front of me.
Maybe try to be less of a car crash like a good chap.