After a hard day’s woodworking I love a half pint of shandy and a crispy pork knuckle too, dave!

Basically, I walk into a German boozer looking (right down to the Peter Schmeichel head) like a leisurewear-clad Teutonic of the late 1980s in an aqua tracky with purple and white Nike trabs, tuck into a Pork Knuckle or a plate of Nurnburgers with sauerkraut and mash, then stand in the smoking area having a bants with whoever else is there and, indeed, occasionally dispatching drinks I don’t want into the plant pot. All this is true.

However, what I will not have, Si, is the accusation that I would ever order a half or a shandy.

    bosstrabs you forgot to add “winning” at the end of that description.

    bosstrabs However, what I will not have, Si, is the accusation that I would ever order a half or a shandy.

    We all have lines that cannot be crossed, dave…

    bosstrabs So just to revise - Purple AQUA, mad busy creating a huge visual eyesore in the smoking area, bananas drunk on 4 pints of Carling in some German expat hostelry in Chingtown.

    Grim.

      seanc80 mad busy creating a huge visual eyesore in the smoking area

      Lol!

      seanc80 Sean, who literally copies my pastel style and is undoubtedly a bigger pain in the arse pubs in shitter places like Louth or wherever he lives. 😆

        bosstrabs
        Father Sean will be disappearing for his weekend ablutions any time now (or ‘pints’ in a ‘pub’)

        Resurfacing here some time around Tuesday, rambling incoherently and shouting at clouds.

          Mad_Cyril It will all be totally unplanned too. Not even a text to a mate as brief as ‘Pub, about 7pm yeah?’

          The guy is a madman.

            bosstrabs
            I’d hope not too, suggesting going to the pub so late in Ireland will lose you a couple of kneecaps

            MC your posts genuinely read like you have brain bantzer.

              Dave seems to be focusing heavily on the presumption that I deem the planning element of that meet up as the worst part.

              It was all fucking embarrassingly stupid Dave. That is merely one element. But well done.

              seanc80
              Fair.

              Not a patch on the Father Sean / Roy circleBERK that’s been rolling of late

              MC you ruin threads because you are painfully unfunny and thick. You also make the process of going for a pint feel like my family are being raped and killed in front of me.

              Maybe try to be less of a car crash like a good chap.

                seanc80 Dave high-fiving MC there as well after their little collaboration.

                Gold lol.

                I appreciate any quick witted response on here, I found MC’s response quite amusing.

                I also found your description of me in the pub amusing and upvoted that.