1. @alistair to provide a Bruno Brookes style Beatport Top 10 countdown every Monday morning.

bosstrabs

Dave is writing a ‘Manifesto’?!

So he’s about to shoot up a massage parlour like that bloke in Atlanta?….

“[Trabs] told police he was motivated by a sexual addiction that was at odds with his Christianity, for which he had spent time in an evangelical treatment clinic, and that he had been targeting establishments where he had previously paid for sex”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Atlanta_spa_shootings

    Along_the_Wire IndustryStandard 9 - @NasserAlazzawi to be given a weekly Alternative Health Hacks show, tag teaming with Martin Lewis to deliver off the chart Health/Money advice to gee up the UK populus.

    And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.

    Great stuff. Show to be called “Firmware on the Tyne”

    Theme tune:

    Sections:
    Howey the EPROM!
    Tackling BIOS updates after drinking 18 pints of Newky brown

        mono-stereo Could also add a third section

        ‘Metadata Madness’ (7 hours) -

        Join Nass as he re-organises his files by the colour they make him feel when he plays them. Marvel as he creates a VB Macro to Mailmerge the new metadata using outlook express, after reinstalling Recordbox for the 15th time, learning handy new reg edit prompts along the way.

            Mad_Cyril Join Nass as he re-organises his files by the colour they make him feel when he plays them

            Nasynesthesia?

                • Amps

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                  mono-stereo Theme tune:

                  Looking at the thumbnail for that vid and I jut assumed it was a Reeves and Mortimer spoof. Delighted to see its real!

                    Along_the_Wire And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.

                    Imagine a world where DJ equipment just works correctly with all of the features, the first time it is released.

                    Imagine.

                    And Microdose, yo.

                        NasserAlazzawi Imagine a world where DJ equipment just works correctly with all of the features, the first time it is released.

                        We already had that. it was called a 1210 mk2.

                          LOL, Hugo’s so autistic he can’t even do a basic bants.

                            Wasily

                            I can taste bassline… perhaps that wasn’t a microdose

                              bosstrabs LOL, Hugo’s so autistic he can’t even do a basic bants.

                              Everyone knows that to do a PROPER bants you must CAPITALISE your words like a RAGING SPERG.

                                  hugopal This is basically the equivalent of questioning the spelling of looser

                                      THREE TEAMS NO BANTS (3T0B) is in the house!

                                        Along_the_Wire This is basically the equivalent of questioning the spelling of looser

                                        What are you talking about ya SENILE sod?!

                                          Hursty Buy gold, silver and crypto

                                          Job done

                                          Lambo’s all round 💪

                                            bosstrabs

                                            CAPS LOCK? More like BANTS LOCK! One click and BAM: INSTA-BANTS!

                                              LESSON ONE OF BANTS SCHOOL - TURN ON ‘BANTS LOCK’ BUTTON.

                                              When I’m near you though, I’d turn on the PANTS LOCK, to stop you from being able to try to BUM ME

                                                bosstrabs try to BUM ME

                                                Trabs and Hugo sitting in the tree…

                                                I love it when you guys argue it’s so cute