JC Manifesto

bosstrabs

Brexit/trade negotiator will be Hugo.

Just utterly bores even the most hardened American or Chinese trade negotiator into submission by revisiting the weeds of page 1891 of a proposed tariff reduction agreement again.

Old-Dutch

-si- lol

Mad_Cyril

-si- 10pm Si, I’m a bit of an animal once the pacemaker kicks in!

-si-

Mad_Cyril

Sorry, mate, did you a disservice there! 10pm it is!

Wasily

Mad_Cyril 10pm Si, I’m a bit of an animal once the pacemaker kicks in!

Do you wear the GLOVES too?

ScottBailey

Wasily hope that’s not for the pacemaker, @Mad_Cyril. Would be a bit concerned by the ‘pause’ button if so..

baggers44

Wasily I had one of those - what a load of old shite it was !!

Smallman1

-si- A rare but well earned lol for Si!

bosstrabs

Simon, Do us a bant!
Simon Simon, Do us a bant!

Mad_Cyril

ScottBailey
Use it for rest periods between 8 and 10pm

IndustryStandard

8 - Trisco–Musak (Wonderland Avenue Remix) to be played at 7am each Monday morning across all radio/TV and public address systems to motivate workers and push productivity.
9 - @NasserAlazzawi to be given a weekly Alternative Health Hacks show, tag teaming with Martin Lewis to deliver off the chart Health/Money advice to gee up the UK populus.

Along_the_Wire

IndustryStandard 9 - @NasserAlazzawi to be given a weekly Alternative Health Hacks show, tag teaming with Martin Lewis to deliver off the chart Health/Money advice to gee up the UK populus.

And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.

Mad_Cyril

Along_the_Wire And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.

LOL

mono-stereo

Along_the_Wire IndustryStandard 9 - @NasserAlazzawi to be given a weekly Alternative Health Hacks show, tag teaming with Martin Lewis to deliver off the chart Health/Money advice to gee up the UK populus.

And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.

Great stuff. Show to be called “Firmware on the Tyne”

Theme tune:

Sections:
Howey the EPROM!
Tackling BIOS updates after drinking 18 pints of Newky brown

NasserAlazzawi

Along_the_Wire And a weekly roundup of firmware updates.

Imagine a world where DJ equipment just works correctly with all of the features, the first time it is released.

Imagine.

And Microdose, yo.

ScottBailey

@alistair to provide a Bruno Brookes style Beatport Top 10 countdown every Monday morning.

hugopal

bosstrabs

Dave is writing a ‘Manifesto’?!

So he’s about to shoot up a massage parlour like that bloke in Atlanta?….

“[Trabs] told police he was motivated by a sexual addiction that was at odds with his Christianity, for which he had spent time in an evangelical treatment clinic, and that he had been targeting establishments where he had previously paid for sex”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2021_Atlanta_spa_shootings

Mad_Cyril

mono-stereo Could also add a third section

‘Metadata Madness’ (7 hours) -

Join Nass as he re-organises his files by the colour they make him feel when he plays them. Marvel as he creates a VB Macro to Mailmerge the new metadata using outlook express, after reinstalling Recordbox for the 15th time, learning handy new reg edit prompts along the way.

Amps

mono-stereo Theme tune:

Looking at the thumbnail for that vid and I jut assumed it was a Reeves and Mortimer spoof. Delighted to see its real!

Wasily

Mad_Cyril Join Nass as he re-organises his files by the colour they make him feel when he plays them

Nasynesthesia?

Along_the_Wire

Mad_Cyril LOL

NasserAlazzawi

Wasily

I can taste bassline… perhaps that wasn’t a microdose

mono-stereo

NasserAlazzawi Imagine a world where DJ equipment just works correctly with all of the features, the first time it is released.

We already had that. it was called a 1210 mk2.

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