Hola señor, mi techo tiene una gotera.

jajaja!

La parte superior se está cayendo

小男人就是个屄

I fear Ibiza is just a giant Keinemusik festival these days. I just couldnt bare witness to all that carry on without feeling itchy homocidal tendencies.

    LT42 misspelled ‘homosexual’ there

    • LT42 replied to this.

      Millsy I typed “my arse” and it wrote witness instead.

      Pacha and Pikes are great, haven’t been to Amnesia, DC-10 etc in a few years but sounds like they’ve lost their way.

      Cheers!

      Is getting smashed in the west end of San Antonio still the highlight of a trip to Beefa?

        RichM Beni is where it’s at nowadays Rich.

        You’re welcome

        You can’t beat trying to relax at Cafe Del Mar early evening whilst next door at Mambo they’re banging out full on house music 🤦🏼‍♂️

          alistair ideally to some grubby northern bird

          I’ve always done well with the Northern lasses.

          They like a bit of posh!

            Dan experience the true spirit of ibizq as spiller wafts over from next door for the third time that hour.

            I’m in!