Bloke I worked with shagged his school dinner lady at one of these. He bumped into her walking back to his room and she sucked him off there and then.
'Saw a woman in her 60s getting fingerbanged on the swings'
Back of the hair-net
She probably had no teeth so it glided off her gums.
Not the first time he got Spotted Dick off her i imagine.
I always thought the âTidyâ weekenders sounded particularly grim.
Not gonna lie, makes me proud to be British. No other country does this sort of thing as well as us. Burning Man etc can fuck right off when weâve got back to the 90s at Margate Butlins. Ah bosh!
The Peopleâs Glastonbury
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Hoping to catch Bell and Spurling at the next one.
mono-stereo Jesus fucking wept!
Grim
Hilarious. Bell & Spurling 
What a mad character Farage is.
Roger Daltreyâs let himself go.
Bell & Spurling are one of snrs
Christ no, he preferred manufactured pop bands who sold millions of records.
Itâs a spectacular fall from grace for him from Sinita to B&S, but maybe he needs to get back in the game properly rather than dialing it in from Corfu? Just a suggestion.