Jaded Clubbers Presents: Stage One, A Club Night

We need Unbroken showing off his bedrock release credentials by arriving by helicopter half way through. Ankle length fur coat and 3 groupies marching behind him. Security wrestling him to the DJ box. 45 min set then marches back out. Crowd in awe. The ‘Je nais se quoi’ of the superstar DJ.

Ed trying to snatch the booth mic to do voiceovers is going to be an issue.

Millsy
Crowdfunding a Tazer shouldn’t be a problem

We’ve already lined up a bejazzled hands free mic, an elevating stage and wind cannon for Ed so he can rise like Whacko singing Earth Song as he delivers Top Bantz.

Millsy

Instagram page setup with a placeholder flyer until we get the lineup/artwork done….feel free to follow and share accordingly.

https://www.instagram.com/stage1eventsuk/

Sterling work from IS & Grant!!

Oh & fuck off Hugo

…sorry, just seen this, sounds ace! Think I’ve been to the Horse & Groom, anyone happen to know if that’s where the afters for Howells on the boat for Twisted Audio was? Upstairs, absolutely fucking scorchio!?

Wally

Unbroken1 anyone happen to know if that’s where the afters for Howells on the boat for Twisted Audio was?

That’s the one.

vinnyt77 I must have missed that one

Unbroken1 I don’t remember the day being that warm

Was 30C that day, but yeah - H&G can be a sweatbox…

Tops off

IndustryStandard
Sounds like a perfect venue choice !

vinnyt77 …OK, well I clearly enjoyed it!

Nice one lads - this is class!

Well done lads. Impressive stuff

Has there been an argument over which minimalist industrial looking rotary mixer will be use yet? And if not, why not?

We could call the chill out area the Lounge.

Last time I was there we were playing upstairs and Mark E smashed the granny out of the system downstairs…everytime I was popping down for a Jimmy he was dropping belters.