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  • Jaded Clubbers Presents: Stage One, A Club Night

Make sure you include a load of pretentious bollocks in your bio’s chaps.

Including words like ‘soundscapes’ ‘kaleidoscopic’ and ‘textures’ gets you extra points 🥇

    You can half inch “dusty crates” off Millsy too.

      IndustryStandard I was actually pulled up by an MD at work stating it wasn’t a good look for my future progression.

      What a prick!

        IndustryStandard I was actually pulled up by an MD at work stating it wasn’t a good look for my future progression.

        I’m presuming you don’t work for Goldman Sachs…

          Mad_Cyril

          Millsy I also enjoy ‘storytelling’ in my sets.

          Yes, a reference to ‘storytelling’ or ‘journey’ is a must. As is a claim that, like everyone else, you are a ‘unique artist’ with a ‘singular vision’.

                Millsy 😂 never living that down. And rightly so.

                I’ll never forget it!

                  IndustryStandard was actually pulled up by an MD at work stating it wasn’t a good look for my future progression

                  What the fuck has you doing stuff outside work got to do with them?

                      I was astonished . The effort to dig into a hobby and make it into something detrimental. Pretty eye opening.

                      hugopal Iirc even if you guys just create ones now, then the event profile can be edited/updated to link to your new profiles - so you’ll get the first gig counted on your profiles already.

                      This is the way.

                        I’m now in too with my +1. Flying to Spain Sunday so will have to leave early but will see all 3 JC sets for sure.

                        Smallman1 Grant, IS, is there any chance you can move the entire night and booking to either July or August for Dave?

                        Let us know!

                        So is this happening or what?

                        No updates as yet…