Poor Donny. I wish someone would just give him a chance.

(EDIT: apart from Funky)

Smallman1 DAMNING

DuFunky is currently running the numbers and we should have the OFFICIAL lay of the land by 4pm CET.

IMAGIN IF THIS WAS BIDEN, OBAMA, DE NIRO OR OPRAH WINFREY, WE WOULD BE WORSER

    Trump is crashing the stock market just when I’m about to have some shares vest as well. I literally couldn’t hate him any more than I do. The mango mother’s cunny.

      Millsy Just do what Trump and his fucking cronies are gonna do and buy a fuck load of shares for when he announces the roll back of tariffs.

        I’m good friends with a local down here, nice chap, he’s in with the local jandarma so I get some prior knowledge of road checkpoints. Loves all the music from the 80s and is a big rock fan so he comes around for a smoke and bottomless glasses of tea provided by the missus. We sit on the terrace and shoot the shit. Last night he was waxing about Trump, how he is fighting the forces of the global Luciferians and may not survive the war. I found it fascinating that even this narrative has found its way down to a sleepy village on the Aegean coast. Trump fighting the forces of Satan, a real biblical hero character. Instead of arguing, sometimes its much better to just sit back and take it all in. It just goes to show how polarised everything is. How is it possible to have two realities so far apart on the spectrum?

        Trump, a normal conman/criminal who found himself with unfettered power through the manipulation of information VERSUS Trump the biblical warrior, saving earth from blood drinking, baby raping luciferians who use the whole legal & judicial system to fight him.

          LT42 nice of you to have Funky over for tea

          LT42 We’ve seen it all before. The left need to become better liars!

            mono-stereo yup…and yes I will be royally fucked by HMRC as per. The 100k stealth tax is a fucking fuck of a fuck.

              Apparently there’s footage of Trump and Musk sitting in a Tesla at the WH. I’m assuming its the first time Trump has ever sat in a driver seat as he stares blankly at the steering wheel, both trying desperately to boost the rep of the company. Its March, we’re 2 months in. 3 years and 10 months to go. 🚨

              Market ran for 2 years, if you can’t deal with a correction like this is not the game for you. They can play it off as it being all Trump so then people on the opposition will fall for the bear market crap and not buy the dip. Can call me a trumpet but i wasn’t blaming biden for the 2022 bear market or did i care he was in white house for 2023 and 2024 rips. You let politics blinker you in trading you won’t make any money. MM will never make it that easy and predicable, they will however see when everyone piles into puts and can easily trap them. Millionaires are made in crashes and corrections.

                VR46 I agree. Trump will U turn on tariffs and markets will recover to a point, but markets don’t like uncertainty in the macro. The fed will also reduce rates, china and US will pump liquidity into markets as per business cycle and we’ll be back off to the races. Doesn’t make Trump any less of an absolute weapon.

                Millsy yeah, massive trap. I thought there must of been a mistake until I read up on it.

                  mono-stereo the cliff edge is hitting loads more people too, it’s stealthy as fuck as the personal allowance hasn’t shifted for fucking ages. At this rate I’ll pay more into pension than what I get paid net each month. Cunts.

                    Just let us know when you want us to get the violins out lads!

                    You could play at least five violins at once, Smalls.