Morty commenting on and analysing humour is like having your pet dog try to analyse Beethoven’s 5th.
Trump
This is fucking ace - copied from a post on Facebook
Just when you think you couldn’t love Tommy Lee anymore he delivers this bit of solid Gold. 
“An Open Letter to the president”
From the Drummer of Mötley Crüe, Tommy Lee
Dear Fucking Lunatic,
At your recent press conference - more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear. Within minutes of going off air your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats… In India a week ago, i couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking india — a country of a BILLION human souls that’s only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me - Gandhi pulled CROWDS.. You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED out…
Do you know how fucking insane you sound, you off-brand butt plug? That’s like the geopolitical equivalent of “that stripper really likes me” — only 10,000 times crazier and less self aware.
You are fucking exhausting. Every day is a natural experiment in determining how long 300 million people can resist coring out their own assholes with an ice auger. Every time I hear a snippet of your Queens-tinged banshee larynx farts, I want to scream!
We are fucking tired. As bad as we all thought your presidency would be when Putin got you elected, it’s been inestimably worse.
You called a hostile, nuclear-armed head of state “short and fat.” How the fuck does that help?
You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance.
You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
You endorsed a pedophile, praised brutal dictators, and defended LITERAL FUCKING NAZIS!
Ninety-nine percent of everything you say is either false, crazy, incoherent, just plain cruel, or a rancid paella of all four.
Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.
So fuck you Mr. President. And fuck you forever.
Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You’ll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis you Bible thumping cock socket."
I’m wondering what odds I’d get on Trump blaming ‘witches’ at some point in the next 4 years.
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ArchimedesQ What the left don’t understand is it’s this type of stuff (swearing, rambling diatribes) that amuses fellow travellers on the left but turns most people off them, and makes them look even worse than conservatives.
This is the kind of shit Amps loves and Corbyn supporters loved to post.
The same kind of awful stuff that people who like James Felton (52 Times Britain was a Bellend author) and Jonathan Pie think is ‘hilarious’ and ‘so spot on!’
COCKWOMBLE!
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bosstrabs What the left don’t understand
I would argue that this shit needs to stop, the labelling. People of all persuasions have a sense of humour. The constant right, left labelling has done more damage than any posts online. Its the rich against the poor, the quicker people get on board with that the quicker we can all move on from this utter shitfest and maybe things can improve. The beauty of Tommy Lee’s post is he’s speaking Trump’s language, I’m sure he couldn’t give a fuck what “Conservatives” think because he knows that post will filter down onto Trump’s desk and it will bite him which is more than likely the intention. I’d doubt he’s trying to win over anybody.
Trump will read that and his blood pressure will rise, increasing the chances of a massive cardiac arrest and/or stroke. Anyone playing that game is alright in my book.
Are DOGE just incompitent, or just giving this shit to Russians willingly? A thread.
ArchimedesQ Bible thumping cock socket
Just a rubbish insult.
Like the shit you would get on QI/Mock the Week.
Bible thumping cock socket
Yessss!
I do love a religious element to a verbal take down, they need calling out at any opportunity
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Homegrove nothing will come from this, just take the Signal scandal for a good example of the attention span of the public, its never been worse. Life broken down into bytes of info. It really is a shit state of affairs. Russia has never been deeper in Washington either, I’d say the paedophilia kompromat is colossal. What good are these congressional hearings aswell when absolutely nothing comes from them. All theatre and a waste of time, they just happen to give the illusion that thoae creeps actually work.
I have always judged how decent people are by their actions, not how they might vote every four years or how misguided I think they are on certain issues. As tempting as it is, I try not to post political threads anymore. Life is too short. I remember raising money for a sponsored run a I did several years ago, and some of the people I least expected to give, gave the most.
Thanks for that, Alistair
