I had a look at my investments today, just aswell I am not planning on retiring anytime in the next few years!! What a wanker Trump is.

Glad to be HOLDING FIAT’S GREAT ASS instead of Tesla junk stock. Might buy the dip.

I’ve got ¾ of my mortgage in cash reserves. Was gonna pay the whole lot off in November using ISA to pay off the rest. Thats now fucked. Although it may recover soon. I’m assuming we all HODL. No paper handed bitches round here.

Benson, what does this mean for LOUNGE ACCESS?

Top tip: if forced to downgrade to Economy, you can pay to select your seat in advance, thus securing the bulkhead seat. Just like being in Premium Economy!

Also, Gordon Ramsay’s Plane Food is a good alternative to the LOUNGE, as it’s about £20 for Eggs Benedict with coffee and they are too polite to tell you to fuck off if you take your time.

    bosstrabs
    Reckon Benners would ADORE the pay-to-access grot holes like ‘Aspire’, ‘Escape’ and ‘youlooknicebabes’.

    If nothing else, battling at the buffet for all-you-can eat sausages and beans would be character building!

      bosstrabs Not looking good. Losing silver at the end of this month and haven’t spent enough to trigger the 2-4-1 on the Amex in time for a trip to the Carribean in May 26.

      I assume that if the economy tanks interest rates will drop so will remortgage on a 2 year fix or something.

      I have done those pay lounges before. they are character building. I even flew from Luton about 18 months ago. What an experience.

        Actually, the Aspire in Man T2 is Qatar’s assigned lounge.

        It’s full of absolute tramps.

          benson I just scraped gold for a final year - won’t be getting it again with the rule changes

          Not getting your 241 is an absolute schoolboy Bens

            Old cricket mates, who still call each other “lads”, can’t get enough of these shitholes.

            "Booking the lounge for ‘the lads’' is seemingly THE most important task for any trip that involves flying, usually having a dedicated person responsible for.

            Grim

              Mad_Cyril Not sure what’s worse: hanging out in Giraffe with a bunch of bawling little shits or being in Escape with the braying cricket morons.

                Amps I live in a cul-de-sac of 12 houses

                Brookside?

                  Millsy on balance I’d say having sex with Ed is worse.

                  Lol!

                  Smallman1 No wonder Amps is mentally ill, given he saw his first lesbian kiss aged 12 and Trevor Jordache is buried under next door’s patio.

                  Mad_Cyril T3 has a strict limit of 5 people groups, if you book separately and sit together, you get booted out. It’s still awful.