General Football Nonsense

Where’s Hendo today? Did he have a prior engagement with Unicef?

ScottBailey He got his mong-head stuck in the bannister at home.

I believe he’s still putting his calipers on. Takes time you know.

Gordon looks like a grandma crossed with some cunt out of flock of seagulls. What a weird ugly cunt.

Cankles-McJeggings Gordon looks like

He looks like Clare Balding with bad aids

LiverPOO to get a 150th minute winner today?

Salah has been abject by his own standards since he renewed his contract.

alistair yep. He’s been poor in 2022. His numbers are still great though, it’s baffling.

Let the wrong man go

Imagine milner in the city side ? 😂

Cankles-McJeggings he plays because most of our midfielders are made of crisps

Harvey Elliots hair is as shit as it gets. Absolutely classless wank.. Exactly how I imagine Amps’ to be if he had any.

How many passes has Diaz misplaced. FFS

Fucking Pickford. Had a stormer

Pickford also has abysmal hair.

None of that Liverpool side would get in the starting line up at City. That’s all you need to know really.

Cankles-McJeggings Reckon Hendo would stand a good chance at getting in the Liverpool Tesco Express night shift though…

ScottBailey
When he’s finally got his calipers on and released his head from the bannister rails.

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