General Football Nonsense

Old-Dutch lol

All the records that Mohamed Salah set vs Manchester City today:

◉ Mo Salah is the first player in Premier League history to register 40+ goal involvements in TWO different seasons.

◉ Mo Salah is the first player in Europe’s top five leagues to be directly involved in 50 goals across all competitions in 2024/25. 

◉ Mo Salah has now scored AND assisted in 11 Premier League games this season, the most by a player in a single season in one of Europe’s big five leagues since Lionel Messi for Barcelona in 2014/15 (11). 

◉ Mo Salah has provided more assists in 2024/25 than any other Liverpool player has in a single Premier League campaign (16).

◉ Mo Salah is the first player in Premier League history to score AND assist in both games against the reigning champions in a season.

◉ Mo Salah is the first player to score 25+ goals and register 15+ assists in a Premier League season.

Cap doffed.

City were shite, but glad that we looked a bit more organised.

Amps roll on the toon, should be another goal fest

Echo what a fantastic player.

Another fine achievement yesterday:

Trent is the first player to be dribbled past 11 times in a single PL match since the 2015/16 season.

So well done Trent too

RichM And it made no difference whatsoever.

alistair Yep. Doku just cut back and passed it back to Ederson 11 times.

SM001 talking full backs, what about AWB’s renaissance at West Ham. He carries real attacking threat too now. Come on big time since leaving United.

Echo

We did well to get rid of him.

RichM That’s Trent. I’d rather celebrate what he can do while we still have him

RichM Alexander-Arnold has always been this dodgy, it’s just no-one noticed when he was pinging 60 yard diagonal balls onto Firmino’s big toe as casually and accurately as me flicking a spoonful of cheese at Smallman’s head if I ever saw him in a restaurant.

Trent Alexander OhNOnold.

Smallman1 Trent Alexander OhNOnold.

Go and stand in the corner for 10 min, edward. What the fuck is that you’ve just typed?

Trent can fuck right off. He’s going to madrid and not even trying to hide it anymore. Doku actually destroyed him all game yesterday but thankfully the cunt has no end product.

Everton amps must be crying in his blue wkd at this stage, the reds aren’t going to be caught now and there’s only so much negativity he can roll out with 11 games left.

-si- still, his goal against Villa was handy as was his ball to Salah for Dom’s goal. All in the space of a week.

When Liverpool win the league Amps will be still banging on about how their midfield needs tightening up.

On a more serious note:

Manchester United is to close its staff canteen and instead offer employees a free piece of fruit as part of more cost-cutting measures at the club