bosstrabs Smallman1 Like me playing football, stand in the middle spraying it left, right, don’t give a shit, I’ll stick it on a striker’s big toe from 40 yards
bosstrabs Don’t give a shit Sean, I’ve got a foot like a can opener. I’ll fucking ping a ball onto the hairs on your big toe from 50 yards, I’m like Bergkamp, absolute magic wand of a right foot.
Hursty Happy for Bayern to win. One of those neutral teams that no one really cares if they win. We only care when it’s against the German national team.
bosstrabs Si, I’m a raumdeuter crossed with a libero who is best deployed as a mezzala. I’ll tiki-taka the fuck out of your midfield, single-handedly.
Smallman1 Stick me in the centre of park and I’ll create beauty in and around the chaos. My left peg is a heart-breaker, a genuine gift from the gods, show me a lock and I’ll unpick it. A combination Redondo, Hagi and Maradona but with better bants.
Smallman1 gcw whats the highest level you played at smallman1? Got a sports scholarship to the best football school in the country gcw. And had trials at numerous clubs, including Chelsea. Gave it all up for biz dev.
bosstrabs Just in case anyone doesn’t realise I was taking the piss (you never can tell on here). I was a very mediocre full-back or winger for the school team who only had one attribute: pace.
Hursty Maguire found guilty. Lol What a chopper! “I’m captain of Man Utd don’t you know!” No we don’t 😂
alistair Hursty how can you be sure he said that. The Greek police were always going to have the final word
Old-Dutch What the fuck has gone on there? Was reading about some Albanians injecting his sister with something and the police arresting them instead of taking her to hospital. Fucking horrendous if true
Along_the_Wire Old-Dutch Obviously not true though, is it? LOL. The bollocks lawyers come out with. Footballer got cunted, regrettably had a row after rival fans’ taunting him, shoved a copper and then started throwing his weight around and tried to bribe his way out of it. Textbook.
