General Football Nonsense

alistair A Vauxhall Vectra of midfielders. Will get you from A to B, but leaves you thinking “what’s the fcukin’ point?!”

ScottBailey to a sixth European cup and a first premier league in 30 years. Win the ball and pass it quick to the forwards. Simple really

alistair Anderson pisses all over those stats and he was still shit. People around him make him look better than he is. James Milner is the tuna & sweetcorn of Prem’ mildfielders. He exsists.

Chelsea play Newcastle today.

Chelsea are operating under a special government licence as its Oligarch owner, Roman Abramovitch had his assets frozen after he was sanctioned for his close links with Russian President Vladimir Putin.

Newcastle is partly owned by the Public Investment Fund of Saudi Arabia, state owned and one of the largest sovereign investment funds in the world.

Saudi Arabia executed 81 men over the past 24 hours, including seven Yemenis and one Syrian national, on charges including “allegiance to foreign terrorist organisations” and holding “deviant beliefs”, state news agency Saudi Press Agency said, in the largest known mass execution carried out in the kingdom in its modern history.

Human Rights Watch has documented at least 90 apparently unlawful Saudi-led coalition airstrikes in Yemen in a war that is widely regarded as an act of genocide. The UK has provided around £22bn in weapons to the Saudi-led coalition.

Newcastle has not been sanctioned by the government.

Enjoy the game.

Fuck Newcastle

Fuck Chelsea