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Front runner for post of the week that effort.

  • Echo replied to this.

    In terms of drivel, it’s post of the year!

    Demented stream of consciousness

    Seemed to really come from the heart though and for that, I doff my cap.

    i dont think he likes you very much Ed.

    If only he met you, he’d love you!

    Big sam at the helm next season, managing the chels for 2 transfer windows until he gets the boot. All for the measley sum of 3 litre bottles of blue nun per week. Rickie lambert up front. Joey barton in midfield and titus brambles keeping things tight at the back. Good times for the lovers of the beautiful game…

    Has the ball from Kepa’s penalty re-entered the earths atmosphere yet?

    Smallman1 Was at a game once when Titus Bramble ‘graced’ our defense and after one of his trademark fuck ups, someone yelled out ‘YOU STUPID FUCKING BLACKBERRY’

    The crowd around went into a collective ‘that’s a bit much like mate’ / ‘nae need for racism’ style hush before, after leaving it hanging for just long enough, he yelled out ‘A BRAMBLE INNIT?’ and everyone started relief laughing.

    • -si- replied to this.

      Not the best bants I’ve ever heard Wal I can’t lie.

        Wally

        Thank fuck titus never played for chelsea, wal. They’d have left out the bramble punchline then pushed him off his train home.