General Football Nonsense
Mad_Cyril Next Matic. With rapier like precision
Clearly been studying Greenwood
Oh dear, Harry.
alistair I don’t despise him, and I agree he ‘has’ been brilliant for us. A few years back I would have cloned him and fielded 11 of him. But, he is no longer fit for purpose, he’s just too slow, and as such has become a second rate yard dog, hacking down anyone who might go past him. Arguably he has gotten away with two red cards this season, and he wasn’t much better last season. I think in a comp that is as tight as this, he could be the difference between winning or losing it. If we’re a serious side, we should have a better option, and should have had for the last two seasons.
I know he only gets brought on when it’s already won, I know he’s an old head, I know he’s ‘great in the changing room’ and all that extra shite that he brings. But, I still just think we should have a better option. I don’t want to see a loved player become the excuse for us not winning something.
Amps Milner is vice captain of Bang Average FC
This did amuse me
ScottBailey Putin like levels of denial and delusion 
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I love the smack of leather on leather.
Sounds like Victory.
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alistair A Vauxhall Vectra of midfielders. Will get you from A to B, but leaves you thinking “what’s the fcukin’ point?!”
Just the 59 career hat-tricks for Ronnie. I suppose you have to tip your hat to the cunt.
Well in Ronnie. Sealed my £25 treble on Liverpool, Brentford and United at 8-1.
Nice deposit for Cheltenham next week.
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ScottBailey to a sixth European cup and a first premier league in 30 years. Win the ball and pass it quick to the forwards. Simple really
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alistair Anderson pisses all over those stats and he was still shit. People around him make him look better than he is. James Milner is the tuna & sweetcorn of Prem’ mildfielders. He exsists.
ScottBailey stick to the facts and stop talking absolute shit mate. Milner got nine assists in a single champions league campaign. Probably more than Anderson got in his short lived shitty career.
Lol at Scott and ali arguing over who was better between Henderson & Anderson. They’re both shite, lads. And “Hendo” is a mongoloid Easter Island head.
Double Lol at ali for taking Scott seriously in the first place. 
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Chelsea play Newcastle today.
Chelsea are operating under a special government licence as its Oligarch owner, Roman Abramovitch had his assets frozen after he was sanctioned for his close links with Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Newcastle is partly owned by the Public Investment Fund of Saudi Arabia, state owned and one of the largest sovereign investment funds in the world.
Saudi Arabia executed 81 men over the past 24 hours, including seven Yemenis and one Syrian national, on charges including “allegiance to foreign terrorist organisations” and holding “deviant beliefs”, state news agency Saudi Press Agency said, in the largest known mass execution carried out in the kingdom in its modern history.
Human Rights Watch has documented at least 90 apparently unlawful Saudi-led coalition airstrikes in Yemen in a war that is widely regarded as an act of genocide. The UK has provided around £22bn in weapons to the Saudi-led coalition.
Newcastle has not been sanctioned by the government.
Enjoy the game.
Fuck Newcastle
Fuck Chelsea
See Salah’s agent acting the cunt. Think he’s gone in the summer