Tomorrow 7 out of the starting 11 for England are lesbians. There’s a stat I bet they don’t mention in the run up.
I’d love to be a fly on the wall in the shower
Old-Dutch does Wembley still have that huge bath..?
Aaaaaawww 🤮
🤣
Derm, get on board the positivity of the Lionesses train, it’s a great place to be!
No ta, if they had a train it would reek of liniment, used dildo’s and horse sex just like I bet their tour bus does.
Another top stat. - Liverpools starting line up has the oldest average age of a side (29 and 315 days) since 1953.
They wouldn’t dream of a male co commentator tomorrow night but its clearly a necessity in the community shield. She’s so giddy its embarrassing
Is it that cunt Karen Carney or that ridiculous sasquatch thing they have on? I’m lucky here 2am with Peter Drury and I think Alan Smith. 17/2 first goal KDB.
Cankles-McJeggings Carney. Seriously irritating
alistair
Yeh she’s a fucking trollop. Almost wetting herself every kick of the ball. Needs a gimp mask on and a pool ball in the hole.
Sam Twatterface calling a squad a roster 😩
Haarland looks like a giant mong
He’s very special looking.
Darwin needs to get rid of that Andy Carroll top knot
Big time.
Mo looks razor sharp. Ready to score 20 by Christmas
Liverpool look very good tbf.
Most entertaining shield I can remember
