Utd signing Casemiro - Varane mk 2?!
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400k a week I’ll just go there and retire. On the pitch.
Cankles-McJeggings you’re not answering the question Derm!!!!
Presumably the ‘new challenge ’ that Casemiro wanted was how to see if he could spend more money than he’d ever dreamed of.
Jules72 Being an owner of a sports team is a prestige token thing for the ultra rich and gets the owners into social circles they otherwise wouldn’t be able to access. I’ve said before, Jeff Bezos had Amazon Prime video as a loss for years purely because it got him invited to hollywood parties. Same deal. The Glazers get the cultural cachet of owning a sports team and they get into sporting elite style places they otherwise wouldn’t be able to. And get 20m dividends for the priviledge.
Cankles-McJeggings Just check this out. Look at the state of Man U shite hards transfer endeavours
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Literally nobody wants to go there even for ridiculous wages.https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/gossip
This one being my fav
Manchester United are willing to pay £67m for Real Madrid’s 30-year-old midfielder Casemiro and double the Brazilian’s wages to £360,000 a week, after talks with Juventus’ France midfielder Adrien Rabiot, 27, broke down.
But a deal for Casemiro is now said to be looking unlikely for United, with the player said to not be interested in a move and Chelsea also expressing interest.
More #inshite
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70 million for a 30 year old and doubling his wages. Or the unitard way as it’s known.
And they think the glazers are the problem. Haha.
Couldn’t dream this shit up.
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You’re posting that like it’s good business. Am I supposed to be personally hurt?
It’s proof. Nobody worth while does. You haven’t attracted him you’ve made it impossible for anyone with a functioning brain to turn down. Even Chelsea aren’t that fucking stupid. You’ve just presented a player, towards the end of his career, that Real Madrid don’t want and offered him the most ridiculous amount of money ever and are dressing that up as a win It’s fucking laughable.
Anyway unitards, enjoy this read. Massive failure written all over it
Interesting analysis that. What baffles me is that clubs like Man U don’t seem to learn from past mistakes. Look at Liverpool, they buy players who fit their style, so are likely to be successful and improve the team.
Utd just buy players and hope they somehow fit into the team. No strategy or plan there at all. And in this instance paying an absolute fortune in wages for him.
As a Liverpool fan clearly this is all fantastic stuff to watch. Just hope Utd don’t pull a miracle on Monday and beat us
Cankles-McJeggings You’re posting that like it’s good business.
I’m not, it could go either way.
I’m pointing out you’re spamming this thread with more shite than Alistair in the tunes thread.
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It’s only shite because it’s posting about how glaringly shite/clown show unitard are. If it was Liverpool you’d be all over it. = Butt hurt.
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No mate, I’ve said all along supporting your club is about the ups & downs.
I’m all good either way.
An ode to Dermo 4.0:
You’re making yourself look a bit of a clown.
But your shite cheers me up whilst my team are down.
Might be time to put away your keyboard and chill?
Everyone’s concerned that you’re mentally ill.
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Nothing better than talking for the rest of the board without any actual consent and then calling others mentally ill ! By everyone you actually mean you. You’re just pissed it’s unitard on the receiving. Otherwise you’d be saying absolutely fuck all. If it’s not such a problem then just ignore it. You’re the only one with his knickers in twist over it anyway. Everyone else just takes it on the chin and gives it back, you start crying and taking it personally which is great because all it does is makes me want to do it even more.
Next thing I’ll be getting another bet me thinks.
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Ode to Dermo 4.0, part II:
I wrote the previous ode whilst laying a cable.
Too many bangers has clearly made you unstable.
Im sure everyone’s enjoying your heroic football deeds.
But it makes you look like you’ve got special needs.
MC the boards very own Laureate.