General Football Nonsense

Amps

zackster Stop asking ‘difficult’ questions!

Mad_Cyril

zackster
He’s probably trying to re-seal it with fuzzy-felt instead of roofing felt

Mad_Cyril

Mad_Cyril He’s probably trying to re-seal it with fuzzy-felt instead of roofing felt

Here’s one of his earlier attempts.

If one were that way inclined one could question why it depicts Edwand ‘sans pants’ surrounded by (presumably Darren’s) phallic implements.

Wally

zackster Everytime Dazza starts to get close, Ed sneaks up in the middle of the night and hammers a few nails through / knocks a few tiles around to keep him around.

‘Ah don’t worry about it Daz, guess you missed a spot, could have happened to anyone, guess you’ll be sticking around a bit longer eh?’

Amps

mono-stereo

Amps lol! I take it Tyler’s a spurs fan?

Smallman1

zackster And isn’t your flat on the first floor?

Ground floor!

zackster

Smallman1 Ground floor!

Ok, we are agreeing thus far… So, is there an apartment above the area where the water is appearing or is it a roof extension that extends the flat above?

Amps

Delighted to see we have Real in the Champs League. Proper footy.

Amps

mono-stereo Dunno. Think he just hates us. #unbareable

Smallman1

Roof extension.

zackster

Smallman1 Roof extension.

Am assuming it is flat. In that case you need to either re coat the roof and replace the flashing OR (assuming this is an exposed brick building) repoint the brick work where the extension meets the building. Both are easy and inexpensive.

Smallman1

Thanks.

But it is a different problem I have!

zackster

The only other concevable possibility is that its a shingle or slate roof in which case it needs to be replaced. An invoice for consultation services from 140 BPM Holdings, LLC is in the post!

alistair

Loving this Italia 90 series on 4. Some fascinating anecdotes. Proper world cup

Heno

alistair yeah it’s a good doc, was eight when it was on was absolutely massive over here place went crazy for weeks

Cankles-McJeggings

Nothing will ever come close to Italia 90.

Along_the_Wire

Cankles-McJeggings if only I could remember it - I was 67 at the time.

Heno

Loved France 98 to was working in Mc Donald’s for the summer was getting served in the pub across the road got to see every game was such a good time to.

Cankles-McJeggings

Didn’t quite have the same magic as Italia for me.

My mate was on the front of all the papers when it kicked off in Marseille and he got sacked on return. Haha.

Heno

Cankles-McJeggings oh god! Mate of mine got sacked working for Otis in a heatwave in Chicago was on the front page fishing on the hottest day of the year by the late! Sick 🤕

Cankles-McJeggings

Heno

Haha another good sacking story is a mate of mine went off sick for two weeks and his dopey Mrs, who worked in the offices at the same place sent a postcard from Greece saying having a lovely time Deb’s and Martin. 😆

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