You only need a little eyebrows at back stick to score off one of my corners
Dave, you are a proper ’baller, i take it?
Si, I’m a raumdeuter crossed with a libero who is best deployed as a mezzala.
I’ll tiki-taka the fuck out of your midfield, single-handedly.
Stick me in the centre of park and I’ll create beauty in and around the chaos.
My left peg is a heart-breaker, a genuine gift from the gods, show me a lock and I’ll unpick it.
A combination Redondo, Hagi and Maradona but with better bants.
Smallman1 whats the highest level you played at smallman1?
gcw 2nd choice plaything for the 6th form rugby team
gcw whats the highest level you played at smallman1?
Got a sports scholarship to the best football school in the country gcw.
And had trials at numerous clubs, including Chelsea.
Gave it all up for biz dev.
Just in case anyone doesn’t realise I was taking the piss (you never can tell on here).
I was a very mediocre full-back or winger for the school team who only had one attribute: pace.
I’m not sure a single member of the jc fam thought you were a proper ’baller, dave…
Good interview with Patrice Evra in Gruniad today.
Maguire found guilty. Lol
What a chopper!
“I’m captain of Man Utd don’t you know!”
No we don’t 😂
Hursty 2020 is great craic 🤣
Hursty Clearly bollocks
Hursty how can you be sure he said that. The Greek police were always going to have the final word
What the fuck has gone on there? Was reading about some Albanians injecting his sister with something and the police arresting them instead of taking her to hospital. Fucking horrendous if true
Old-Dutch Obviously not true though, is it? LOL. The bollocks lawyers come out with. Footballer got cunted, regrettably had a row after rival fans’ taunting him, shoved a copper and then started throwing his weight around and tried to bribe his way out of it. Textbook.
Well I’d like to give him the benefit of the doubt just in case, but do think it has a whiff of bollocks about it. The Maguire defence, not Ed’s thong
21 month suspended sentence. Lovely.
Getting the best human rights lawyer in Greece really helped his cause.
Guilty of all charges 😂
Sounds like it was all Greek to the lawyer.
WAHEY!
alistair I was paraphrasing this…
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/12056121/harry-maguire-said-to-police-officers-do-you-know-who-i-am-during-greece-altercation-court-hears
