Oi Oi lads, looking to be a proper weekend this. I’m a half pint in all ready!

Top bantz from the plantz. Or Si as he’s better known

Couple of these for me to ease into the weekend…

Si’s alias is actually funnier than his real life persona

Might be the Morettis talking, but bamboo on Dave’s desk is looking property nawty!

Smallman1 I’ve had so many drinks tonight I can barely see.

Put your glasses back on?

Smallman1 Might have to do a ‘Dave’ from here on in.

Absolutely ledge the bants in a state of semi-pissed hyper confidence?

Fair play.

Smallman1 Feekin’ come over mate! Dave is trying to bind his date’s feet in the other room, and I’m gaggin’ for a line!

Had a mate round last night. Did a large bottle of gin and half a bottle of rum between us.

Horrific.

I’ve felt better myself. Wonder how DHP is holding up.

Had my first Coors Light ever today. My wife bought me a selection of Finnish micro brews for my birthday (I’ve only drank one of them brevious, dunno how she managed that, spied my Untappd?), and included that as a joke in there.

Jesus fucking christ.

    Homegrove Had my first Coors Light ever today. My wife bought me a selection of Finnish micro brews for my birthday (I’ve only drank one of them brevious, dunno how she managed that, spied my Untappd?), and included that as a joke in there.

    Jesus fucking christ.

    Coors is bad, Miller is bad, but I still maintain Budweiser and Bud Light are the worst beers on the planet. Budweiser is just another level, because it tastes rancid and will give you an absolutely splitting headache to boot (see also: Tiger).

      bosstrabs Budweiser is just another level, because it tastes rancid and will give you an absolutely splitting headache to boot

      However, it produces fantastic bowel movements

      I do enjoy a cold Bud on a hot summer’s day… Never fails to make my mates laugh. The Budweiser they sell in Finland is 5 % so maybe there’s a bit more taste to it.

      Homegrove Proper Budvar is a beer that does not get ditched halfway through.

      See also Staropramen. Not so common to find a place in the UK that does it on draft but when you do, 😃